The sun doesn’t even rise for another two hours… what sicko decided we had to wake up so early for work?

This is the energy I’m going to take with me into 2026. Happy New Year everybody!

Hot take- I’d take a juicy big thick beer can stout chode daddy dwarf dick any day… I guess it’s only a hot take if he breeds me actually… 😅😈

Pup and I have been enjoying this game just as much as their other titles. I always try to sing their praises whenever I can. These games are the distillation of concerted passion and skill. They seem incredible as do their creators and contributors. And it connects to lovense toys now too! 🥵

Awooooooo…… Happy full moon my fellow lycans… 🌕 🐺

Fuck I’m horny…

I’m up and walking the dog in between cooking tasks. 🐕 Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Sleepy, rainy, WFH day today…

Had a woman hit on me at the grocery store today while I was out, “I didn’t realize cowboys still existed - Yee Haw…” she said. Thanks, I think? 🤔

Gym membership acquired! Step one down at least… Now to make a schedule/habit out of it…

I think I need a coach in my life… I want to exercise more and need help staying on track and motivated.

I mean… 🥹

Definitely craving some big Bro or Dad energy right now. It’s fall and I need a furry fella to snuggle up with and to fill me up like an eclair…

Just saying- if a herbivore eats only salads, what do the Himbovores eat? 😜

The way I need him in my hole rn tho…

If you boys aren’t following this amazing Man, then you’re doing us a disservice…

Wrap your arms around me, lift and fill me, and carry me away to a place where there’s only dirt roads, bourbon, cigars, and endless warm moonlit nights.

I’m horny af today. I need my throat filled, my hole filled, and my cock milked until I’m begging to cum… 🥺 👉🏻👈🏻

Correction- I’m suddenly craving coach’s thick cock tonight now instead…

Having a serious craving for some daddy meat tonight… 🥵🤤🥵

All formal today. It’s weird…

To the himbos & musclemen out there (current & aspiring): How would one start towards building an exercise and meal plan? I don’t really know much about workouts & working towards my body goals. How can I find resources that aren’t scams? Thanks in advance for any help you might have. 😅

Also happy hump day. 😈🥵

Happy Hump Day y’all! 😁

Baseball day today. I’m disappointed so many baseball players don’t have full beards anymore though…

Is there anything happening downtown Seattle tonight at the bars? I haven’t gone out in awhile- maybe I should start with a drink at Diesel or CC’s. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Anyone know of anything worth checking out? 🤔

100% would work…

Yeah I’ve got a big dick- but nothing gets it rock hard and dripping pre quite like getting my holes stuffed full of cock… who would help me out with that? 🥵😈

I heard y’all like hairy boys…

I’ve been feeling the itch to get back into video editing. Does anybody have a project they want a hand with by any chance?

Feeling these late PNW summer sunsets. This southerner will never get used to it…

Guess what I just did… Now I’m even more pent up and hungry though! I need to keep both my holes filled all night… who’s gonna help? Please? 🥺 👉🏻👈🏻

Planning on going to the local Highland games that are coming up. I love watching the burly men in kilts horse playing, getting sweaty, lifting big things, and grunting loudly as they compete to see who’s stronger. This is definitely a horny summer for me this year… 🥵🤤🥴

Current mood: The urge to be bred in the back of a work truck on a back road. Warm summer night, sweaty man with a beard, still in his work boots and tank, chain necklace, and tats and a thick dick… Some days I miss the south, and some days I don’t. I do have some fond memories though. 🥵😵‍💫🤤

No but for real… this heat though! Must be why I’m in heat too? 🤔

Y’all- this heat is making sweaty and horny. Here’s a fuzzy butt pic for ya. 😜

Good morning and happy pride weekend everyone. Thank you to all those who helped pave the way! Here’s a softie Sunday pick to share my appreciation…

I love when men talk nerdy to me. Tell me about the warhammer 40k lore you know, tell me about your mechwarrior campaign, give me that dnd lore, show me your mtg decks, your 3.5” floppy disk shareware fav games from the 90’s, your love for Commander Keen. 🥵😈

When you close your eyes and you feel the hot breath on your neck, his whisper reminds you that your hard work leads to discipline. Next time it’s hard- take a moment, and reflect on him.

Thinking about ya Dad/Big bro… you should let me spend the night with ya. 😈

For those who have been asking, yes, it has tail hole access too…

I need a puppy offering me his holes right now… Got some feelings from this week to work out…

Me: Yes, hello, Himbo Hooters? I’d like a delivery order. One beer-can chode-cock daddy bear please. 🫣🤤🥵😵‍💫

Morning stretches are important. Coach taught me that…

Happy Monday brothers!

Late night Friday horniness… that’s where trouble comes from. You should be here helping out!