tarlton minse
@2smij.bsky.social
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big rig 2010 world star
just tripped on my own dick and fell into a woodchipper achieved with cryengine 3 and
#Claude
about 20 hours ago
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just turned my wife into a grass fire, enabled by
#Claude
about 20 hours ago
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wife just used
#Claude
to cure my Limp Daniel
about 20 hours ago
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achieving 1000 grass fires with
#Claude
about 20 hours ago
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hot sauce up the hole so i spit fire. golf ball too cause life is a game, i am Him
6 days ago
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so much ass my caboose need a carriage, opps under the juicy dumper palanquin BEAK
6 days ago
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call my opps boomer the way they drink from the hose. gobble gobble BEAK
6 days ago
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spend loud like a orchestra, fuck louder like a bigger orchestra
6 days ago
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dodging reais like bossa nova neo money ain't shit, i dance on business
6 days ago
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false ass full of hotdog water i jiggle like a DEMON
6 days ago
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money tower money power, you all in this petting zoo and the animals are My Nuts
6 days ago
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i got 2 speeds, Big Ass Playboy and Big Money Ass
6 days ago
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need that 6-pack hobgoblin protein pussy, whole game on my back like a spider monkey
6 days ago
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petitioning the governor of guizho province for more Tummy Time
24 days ago
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under my stewardship the empire will shrivel like a worm in the sun
28 days ago
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just entered syrian airspace. it won't stop happening
28 days ago
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peak efficiency put food in the toilet and skip the middleman
28 days ago
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made to sleep in a sack full of custard, born to be awake in a sack full of custard
28 days ago
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welcome to Whooters. we're staffed entirely by Pete Townshend with massive cans
about 1 month ago
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if you're child is too small for me to see over the dashboard of my Ford Raptor, THAT'S 👏 ON 👏 YOU 👏. make a bigger child
about 2 months ago
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hit the squock so hard i got that gremular orbosis. got the milk sweat, that slippin cornea. hit that shit so hard my dog levitated two feet off the floor and got a job
3 months ago
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best part of not taking your meds for 5 days is being able to cum again. time to hit up the aquarium
3 months ago
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saw my reflection in the eye of a sparrow, it was headed west
3 months ago
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hey pussy we're gonna go unload our glocks into a rotisserie chicken down the wawa. you want in on this shit?
5 months ago
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*six bees in my ass voice*: there's six bees in my ass
6 months ago
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kill yourself kill your self kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill your
6 months ago
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fresh flesh carpentry living jigsaw puzzle meat man missing pieces
6 months ago
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used cars, west ennui vehicular hostages suck exhaust rich boy
6 months ago
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coming to you live inside your dad i now wait online parasite
6 months ago
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chunky piss is here now in kidneys everywhere celebrate your pain
6 months ago
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corroborated ethically studied ham pork science will reign
6 months ago
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it's earth's haiku week. post/reply in haiku or get moon imprisoned
6 months ago
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there's a small, pink man dancing on my grave. he's pink as a grapefruit, probably from all the exercise dancing
6 months ago
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the government want you to know. they want you to share the miracle. mix every cleaning chemical you can find into a gatorade bottle and drink it. they need you to know that this is how we make it. this is how we break through.
6 months ago
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cutting my tuna with mayo just to feel something
6 months ago
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mission impossible: dad reckoning. 1.5 hours of dad looking at burgers on the grill and going mmhmmm i reckon that's done. tom cruise scissor kicks me into space
6 months ago
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all five of my thumbs point to the east. i can't control it. it's like a physical metaphor for optimism
6 months ago
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look upon my twerks ye mighty and despair; the booty is poppin for thee
6 months ago
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"living" in "skin"
6 months ago
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building a machine that will end
6 months ago
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popping a clutch of horse eggs like jellybeans. gonna hatch in my tummy and give the gut flora something to bet on
6 months ago
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sitting calmly at the end of a very long, elaborate rube-goldberg machine. the final piece is a shotgun, the barrel is in my mouth. i'm humming the theme tune from pacific rim
6 months ago
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following a beautiful swan into the mist. our oil lamps are flickering and the men are frightened but it has my pocket watch and i need it back
6 months ago
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battlefield 6 comes out in a few hours. gamers rise up
#johnhaloismypresident
6 months ago
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if mclaren don't put some respect on piastri's name i will subject zak brown to The Ten Gauntlets of Xiao Lu
7 months ago
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my other car is joe lo truglio
7 months ago
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books are a clown car for words
7 months ago
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my dog joined a union. not sure what it means
7 months ago
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i'm the 8th wheel in a polycule that has rigged every election on earth since mankind developed the census
7 months ago
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