tarlton minse
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big rig 2010 world star
hit the squock so hard i got that gremular orbosis. got the milk sweat, that slippin cornea. hit that shit so hard my dog levitated two feet off the floor and got a job
6 days ago
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best part of not taking your meds for 5 days is being able to cum again. time to hit up the aquarium
8 days ago
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saw my reflection in the eye of a sparrow, it was headed west
8 days ago
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hey pussy we're gonna go unload our glocks into a rotisserie chicken down the wawa. you want in on this shit?
about 1 month ago
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*six bees in my ass voice*: there's six bees in my ass
3 months ago
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kill yourself kill your self kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill your
3 months ago
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fresh flesh carpentry living jigsaw puzzle meat man missing pieces
3 months ago
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used cars, west ennui vehicular hostages suck exhaust rich boy
3 months ago
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coming to you live inside your dad i now wait online parasite
3 months ago
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chunky piss is here now in kidneys everywhere celebrate your pain
3 months ago
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corroborated ethically studied ham pork science will reign
3 months ago
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it's earth's haiku week. post/reply in haiku or get moon imprisoned
3 months ago
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daddy gatorade
3 months ago
interviewer: 2 doubloons or a labubu subject: labubu interviewer: absolute power or a labubu subject: (pointing a gun at the interviewer) you will give me both
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there's a small, pink man dancing on my grave. he's pink as a grapefruit, probably from all the exercise dancing
3 months ago
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the government want you to know. they want you to share the miracle. mix every cleaning chemical you can find into a gatorade bottle and drink it. they need you to know that this is how we make it. this is how we break through.
3 months ago
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cutting my tuna with mayo just to feel something
3 months ago
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mission impossible: dad reckoning. 1.5 hours of dad looking at burgers on the grill and going mmhmmm i reckon that's done. tom cruise scissor kicks me into space
3 months ago
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all five of my thumbs point to the east. i can't control it. it's like a physical metaphor for optimism
3 months ago
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look upon my twerks ye mighty and despair; the booty is poppin for thee
3 months ago
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"living" in "skin"
3 months ago
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building a machine that will end
3 months ago
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popping a clutch of horse eggs like jellybeans. gonna hatch in my tummy and give the gut flora something to bet on
3 months ago
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sitting calmly at the end of a very long, elaborate rube-goldberg machine. the final piece is a shotgun, the barrel is in my mouth. i'm humming the theme tune from pacific rim
3 months ago
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following a beautiful swan into the mist. our oil lamps are flickering and the men are frightened but it has my pocket watch and i need it back
3 months ago
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battlefield 6 comes out in a few hours. gamers rise up
#johnhaloismypresident
3 months ago
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if mclaren don't put some respect on piastri's name i will subject zak brown to The Ten Gauntlets of Xiao Lu
3 months ago
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my other car is joe lo truglio
3 months ago
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books are a clown car for words
3 months ago
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my dog joined a union. not sure what it means
3 months ago
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i'm the 8th wheel in a polycule that has rigged every election on earth since mankind developed the census
3 months ago
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turducken but it's the cast of friends in alphabetical order
3 months ago
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The Buggles conveniently omitted that video put the radio star's entire hometown to the sword
3 months ago
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my kingdom's treasury is full of stolen hope. i will never die
3 months ago
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i'm not suggesting 1968 band rush killed kennedy, i'm a wolf. i seek only the hunt
3 months ago
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objection!, leading question your honour. rush was formed in 1968 to combat the rise of kennedy, permission to treat the witness as turnstile honorable judge anthony fantano: bald
3 months ago
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5k posts in 1 month take the challenge meet my dad
3 months ago
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post your way out of a 1967 mcdonalds. the grimii are trying to kill you and the clown has forgone mercy
3 months ago
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nautical shit is nonsense. poop deck yourself to the polls
3 months ago
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i'm obsolete? tell that to horse topology. put that in your fucking article, hoss
3 months ago
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hot new craze sweeping the nation, 'Pork Spine'. are teens losing faith in print media? find out tonight under my log amongst the moss
3 months ago
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smoking on that vampire yoghurt big g's probiotic
3 months ago
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we are an isthmus; time and tide erode our core, erosion to mitosis
3 months ago
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post-war era punk band Saudi McDonalds
3 months ago
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short form alt, long form heart
3 months ago
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h.a.m squad responding to a 10-5 mustard-less glaze incident, 48 dead no injured
3 months ago
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big wolf? you got a problem, playboy
3 months ago
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