The conspiracy theory that Miriam Adelson is purposely sabotaging the Dallas Mavericks until the city of Dallas lets her build a casino there is starting to make more and more sense. I’ll be all in on this theory if they trade Cooper Flagg this time next year.

I know there are indigenous folks who are also Trump supporters. He’s planning to put up a statue of a man who perpetrated genocide on your people. How can you still support this evil monster at this point? What else does he have to do before you wake up and realize how wrong you were about him?

I wish we lived in a time where the biggest news of the day was that Westside Market in NYC gave away $50 worth of groceries to thousands of people today. It sucks that stories like that are getting drowned out by the dystopia of living in Trumpistan.

This is one of my first tweets ever. It’s from January 13th, 2021. More than 5 years later, I stand by this tweet. I repeat: James Harden will NEVER win a championship. Ever. Anywhere.

Apparently Jeanine Pirro has never heard of Kyle Rittenhouse.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but “American” is not a race. “American” is a culture. A nationality. An idea. (Actually, I do know who needs to hear that: MAGAts, racists, white supremacists, white nationalists, and everyone working in the Trump regime. Especially Stephen Miller.)

I love Kendrick Lamar, and I’m not upset at all about him winning a Grammy for Best Rap Album. But the fact that Clipse didn’t win that category and that “Birds Don’t Sing” didn’t win a Grammy is exactly why I don’t give a shit about the Grammys. #Grammys

Wanna hasten Trump’s demise? Care about the full release of the #EpsteinFiles? I have 4 words for you: Special Master Barack Obama.

You know Ilhan Omar is about that life because when a guy came at her spraying her with some kind of liquid, her first instinct was to square up. That’s also how you know that that story Lauren Boebert once told about her and Ilhan Omar in an elevator was complete bullshit.

Birthday Blizzard is stupid crazy, but “99 Build” is INSANE. That’s the one for me. Sheesh. He’s in a universe by himself. Cole world. The Fall Off. My February 6th is spoken for. Completely unavailable. #BirthdayBlizzard #Blacksky #JCole #TheFallOff #TheFallOffIsInevitable

Some of y’all are telling on yourselves with the way you talk about Jasmine Crockett’s Senate campaign. You claim she’s “not running” and criticize her for not spending money on ads, yet the latest polling shows her down 9 points with 15% undecided. What are y’all talking about? #TXSen #TXSenate

One other thing that I think has been said, but hasn’t been said enough: Do you know how despicable you have to be to piss off MINNESOTANS? Minnesotans are almost universally recognized as the nicest Americans that exist anywhere. If you piss off someone from *Minnesota*, you fucked up bigtime.

The more I look into this and the more I search my own memory, the more I agree with @katmabu.bsky.social. #AbolishICE isn’t enough; we should #AbolishDHS.

If I owned a restaurant, I would put up 2 signs immediately. The first sign would read, “We don’t serve domestic terrorists here”. The second sign would read, “All beverages at this restaurant are served with no ICE”. And I’d make a killing. Free advice for anyone that owns a restaurant. #NoICE

If there is one reason why I will always support the #WNBA (besides the fact that I support women and the women’s game is played the right way much more so than the men’s game), it’s because WNBA players have mastered the art of using their platforms to be on the right side of social issues.

I think this has been mentioned by others, but I’ll say it anyway: The people with the “don’t tread on me” flags are awfully quiet now that the federal government is literally treading on American citizens. Maybe that’s because they’re working as ICE agents, so they’re the ones doing the treading.

Once again: no one is supposed to read The Diary of Anne Frank and conclude that Anne Frank is the villain. But apparently ICE agents would think the Gestapo are the good guys in that story. #AbolishICE #FuckICE #NoICE #ImpeachNoem

The US Constitution has not been amended since 1992, notwithstanding the legal limbo of the Equal Rights Amendment. Given what we’re currently living through with Donald Trump, at what point do we make a serious commitment to amend the Constitution to fix its flaws that Trump is exploiting?

So the Mets FINALLY did something to address the team’s actual issues from last year. However, I think they gave up too much to get Freddy Peralta. I’m generally not a fan of mortgaging too much of the future in trades, and Peralta isn’t enough for it to be worth it. #LGM #Mets #MetsSky

Once again: this is the best member of Congress you’ve never heard of. Talks the talk, but also walks the walk. Love me some Delia Ramirez, and I hope she becomes better known over time.

Donald Trump claims that the United States had “never gotten anything from NATO”. Someone needs to ask him how many times Article 5 has been invoked and for whom it was invoked. His stupidity knows no bounds and makes me wanna punch oranges.

Shoutout to whichever mechanic tried it with Air Force One. It was a good try, and you would’ve gotten away with it if it worked. Plan B: time for Switzerland to give him a taste of his own medicine and arrest his ass as soon as he lands. We promise, we won’t ask for him back.

Now that the college football season is over, and since I’m still boycotting the NFL over Colin Kaepernick, I will likely dial back my Bluesky usage until after the NFL season is over because it’s hard to boycott the NFL when people you follow keep posting about it. #NoKaepNoNFL

I don’t know about anyone else, but it feels like we never pay enough attention to what happens in Spain. I feel like every so often there’s some catastrophic event that happens in Spain, and it gets lost in the news of the day without much coverage. Is anyone covering the train crash there?

From the “correlation does not equal causation” department: Indiana’s state legislature stood up to Trump on mid-decade redistricting. Indiana then goes on to win the national championship. #CFBPlayoff #CFB #CFBSky #MIAvsIU #CFBChampionship #NationalChampionship #CollegeFootball

2027 Heisman Trophy winner Malachi Toney is unreal. #CFBPlayoff #CFB #CFBSky #MIAvsIU #CFBChampionship #NationalChampionship #CollegeFootball

Miami is in trouble. They’re not built to come from behind, and Indiana’s defense has been the story of this game thus far. Miami’s offense has barely been on the field because they can’t run the ball. #CFBPlayoff #CFBChampionship #CollegeFootball #MIAvsIU #NationalChampionship #CFB #CFBSky

You know, we see videos all the time of police officers on power trips when civilians are involved. Given what’s happening in Minneapolis, I wouldn’t be mad about watching cops in Minneapolis get on a power trip and start policing and arresting federal agents the way they do civilians.

Idea for an executive order: Any and all trophies, medals, or other awards as well as any gifts given to Donald Trump are hereby renamed “best friend of Jeffrey Epstein awards”, and such awards shall be repurposed to being “awards memorializing how good a friend one was to Jeffrey Epstein”.

Dear rest of the world: If you decide to arrest Donald Trump and/or anyone in his entourage on his next foreign trip, we won’t be mad. Sincerely, America

Bad news: we WAY overpaid for Bo Bichette. Worse news: we don’t have a place to play Bo Bichette in the field. Good news: we kept Bo Bichette away from the Phillies. #LGM #Mets #MetsSky

The Patriot Front used to jump out of the backs of U-Haul trucks. Now they jump out of ICE vehicles.

One more thought about the Dodgers: A lot of you Dodger fans are also Lakers fans. I’m old enough to remember when the Lakers acquired Karl Malone and Gary Payton to go along with prime Shaq and Kobe, and everyone immediately thought they were gonna eclipse 72 wins. How’d that work out for you?

I see a lot of Dodgers hate in the wake of the Kyle Tucker signing. Hating the Dodgers because of their owner’s ties to ICE detention centers? Totally legitimate. Hating the Dodgers because they keep spending money and essentially buying championships? People used to hate the Yankees for that.

If Donald Trump sends even a single soldier to Greenland, 2 things need to happen immediately: 1) The military MUST resist any order associated with the invasion of a NATO ally, which is blatantly illegal. 2) The 25th Amendment better be invoked faster than spit flies. #25thAmendment #Greenland

PSA: I will be unavailable for anything on 2/6/26 because that is when J. Cole is dropping The Fall Off. No matter what else is happening in the world, even if a foundation drops a donation on FLIP National, this will have my undivided attention. This is not a drill. #JCole #TheFallOff #Blacksky

You would think that someone would’ve figured out a way by now to appeal to Donald Trump’s vanity enough to convince him that he’s the *only person* that could possibly start his own country and that he can make up his own laws if he does, inducing him to do it and get away from the rest of us.

This coming from a guy whose immediate response to the last time the homeland was attacked was “I now have the tallest building in NYC”. Occupying Greenland wouldn’t have stopped 9/11. Occupying Greenland wouldn’t stop 1/6. Occupying Greenland wouldn’t stop a single mass shooting in this country.

We grew up reading the Diary of Anne Frank in school. It was used to teach us about the evils of the Nazis, antisemitism, and the Holocaust. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think I’d live in a country where people might have to write diaries/journals like that instead of just reading them.

Even if the Mets end up landing Kyle Tucker, they’re banking a whole lot on the notion that Mark Vientos and Francisco Alvarez will be the right-handed bats that they’ve shown flashes of being to balance out the lineup. And that’s if Vientos doesn’t get traded for a pitcher. #LGM #Mets #MetsSky

The same people who are fine with funding Israel’s genocide of Palestinians without any questions asked about how they use the weapons we give them are also fine with funding ICE to terrorize our communities and kill people without any limitations on how they do their work. #FuckICE #AbolishICE

If I ever had occasion to receive a congressional subpoena issued by a Republican-controlled House of Representatives, I’d simply respond to the subpoena by informing the House that I would testify pursuant to their subpoena right after Jim Jordan does.

This is a TJ Sabula appreciation post. That is all.

Pete Hegseth be like, “You say perfidy, I say ‘warrior ethos’.”

Jack Smith is about to take every case that big law firms would ordinarily take pro bono before they all capitulated to Trump. And I’m here for it.

Is it just me, or has everyone else also reached the point where if a decision is made about government policy, you check to see whether or not a Trump official was behind it? And if they were, you automatically assume it’s terrible and/or the wrong policy choice?

I’m thinking about starting a company that takes the picture of you that you want released to the media just incase ICE or the police kills you. Imagine how terrible things have to be that we have to plan for how we’re portrayed in the media if we get killed by the state. #AbolishICE #FuckICE

I read a comment somewhere about how Lil Yachty sounds like he’s always on the verge of sneezing and now I can’t unhear it.

I just want to state this unequivocally for the MAGA idiots that are still running with the “she tried to ram her with her car” talking point: If I want to ram someone with my car that’s in front of my car, I wouldn’t try to do that by putting the car in reverse. #ReneeGood #AbolishICE #FuckICE

I don’t know about anyone else, but I am thoroughly enjoying Dan Lanning getting boat raced. I don’t hate him as much as I hate Ryan Day, but I can’t stand him and I’m glad he’s getting his teeth kicked in right now. #CFB #CFBSky #CollegeFootball #PeachBowl #CFBPlayoff #OREvsIU