Nearly burned down the house multiple times this week

Good morning

Cleaned my room but I’m still feeling dirty 😈

How your email finds me today

Happy New Years!

Two sleepyheads

Bought myself some new clothes for Christmas

Happy Friday from a sleepy Danny

My mom said the green brings out the colour in my eyes

Smiling through my tiredness 🥱

Frog squats are my new enemy

After a year of talking to my manager about a promotion, it’s finally happening. Best end of year review ever 😄 pit is for the lil freaks

Might be time to retire these

Was asked if I was 18 when buying a vape. Needed confidence boost on this grim day

Making bread, a quiche and cookies for a queer shed potluck tonight. Super excited to meet everyone and help set up an amazing community

Maybe my job isn’t so bad - got a massage in the office today 💆🏻‍♂️

Best day ever!! I was actually devastated when I missed out on the first release

Feeling fresh 🧼

Monday landed on me like a tonne of bricks

Very happy that this is the last Friday I’m working in 2025

Happy Wednesday

Gotta love a hotel mirror

Kinda popped off with my costume this year

George W

My bf has two PhDs now…

Started a beginner sewing class today and I love it already

Someone buy me an EP ticket to cure my Monday blues

I was 100% the sweatiest in the club

🦩 🦩

Three way kissing on the dance floor >>>

Morning cuddles with this cutie 🥰

Quit vaping yesterday and now I want to punch everyone in the face

In need of a haircut

Hanging out with this lil freak ❤️

NOM

🧖🏻‍♂️

🥰

Made it to the weekend 🧜🏼‍♂️

No thoughts just ass

Vibes from the weekend ☀️

I’m a lil teapot or something

Who wants to Spider-Man me

Drunks Druky monkey

I’m a lil drunk ngl

I didn’t get it

Im such a lil trad wife. Just made cookies and bread for the week 👨‍🍳

swirl that cinnamon boysss 💫

Just interviewed for a promotion

I wanna be asleep 🥱