callienotes IS THAT MY SOUL...????

HEY ATARI WHY DID YOU RE-LIKE THIS

▹ Does it? I think one singular gorilla has way less endurance than a hundred men. ▹ *Maybe* adrenaline will come into play, but I'm pretty sure it'll get tired by the 75th guy.

▹ No it won't. If I fought a gorilla amongst 100 men, I'd totally win. You're 5'8 and 90 pounds. The only thing that carries you is your trident and your lack of medication because you're actively avoiding it.

callienotes dee + forest + noah game sesh when....

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callienotes RIP the entirety of jashverse

callienotes he has boxes full of monster cans! his favorite food is miso soup! he took his original mind out back and shot him! he has an adopted child! he also bashed that mind's head in! he knows a lot about animals! he did his own top surgery and is missing one nipple! he likes mint gummies!

He has stolen and returned 10 pets for cash across Hell now. Good on you, Soul!

callienotes When the event ends everyone should jump Soul /JOKE

callienotes Someone needs to get Xander to like. Snap Soul's arm in half. This guy is practically bone

// everything about this is so csnkn to me. Never been on an errand alone before. Distracted by God knows what. Stupid ass outfit. It's so perfect

callienotes it's like seven in the morning and I'm the only one awake. Lord

Kicking a rock and whistling. Brother you are not Wick don't spin that pistol around.

callienotes ........... ok yeah considering this whole int soul is gonna re-traumatize t he shit out of mind jesus christ

callienotes BACK HOME WHATD I MISS

callienotes If I made a cotards solution based self insert would I be gunned down. It won't have an account but

callienotes Yeah he wasn't born with the horns they sprouted out of his skull and he lost a LOT of blood

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callienotes HOLY FUUUUUCK. TJIS IS A THOUSAND ALLEGORIES AT ONCE I LOVE IT

callienotes good morning ...

[ man who fucking cares ]

callienotes Im talking about this like its a fond memory. It kind of is. I like being an oldgen fan

callienotes THERES SO MANY JASHLINGS BEING PRODUCED i must make one of my own...

callienotes I'm not gonna lie witnessing a lurker felt like that one gif of Toy Bonnie getting jumped while Toy Freddy stands there

callienotes IT WAS A ROLY POLY AND HE THREW HER ACROSS TJE TABLE AND I THINK IT BROKE HER WATER AND SJE BIRTHED 21 CHILDREN I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER

callienotes MY FUCKING CLASSMATE JUST FORCED AN ABORTION ON A BUG

YESSSSSSS I CAN FINALLY PUT ALL THE JASHLINGS ON AN ISLAND

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callienotes ykw. fuck it. im gonna play tomodachi life againa nd resetm y data and im gonna feel So fucking bad doing so.

callienotes As awful of a man this is. It doesn't matter how deeply he gets to people. It doesn't matter how bright his eye glints. It doesn't matter how thoroughly he changes you. It doesn't matter how harshly he growls. It doesn't matter how hatefully he stares at you Sheep are still prey

callienotes ... IM SORRY?

▹ You're welcome. The way he said it had this condescending tone to it. Wow. What an asshole. ▹ You gonna enjoy it or what?

callienotes guys. should i eat a marinated egg right now i really wanna eat a marinated egg but ehghhhhhghh🙁

GRIS WATCH OUT THERE'S A GRILLED CHEESE HURLING TOWARDS YOU

Now he's making a bunch of grilled cheeses. On his trident. That is molded to be wider like a griddle. They're cooked *really* quickly.

▹ You ask, you recieve. Don't go whining and eat it, shit's fresh off the trident.

Yet ANOTHER hot grilled cheese is thrown at his face. It had mayo on the toast.

▹ SHOULD'VE THOUGHT FAST, DUMBASS. well that's not nice even less nicer to have yelled it across the street

He snickered a little. Nothing like seeing people's disturbed expressions at his personal predicaments. As if they're not his fault entirely. ▹ Cool, cool. It's not like he would've been able to lift it anyway. His arms are near bone. [ + ]

A hot grilled cheese is thrown directly at his face too. It had ketchup on the toast too.

callienotes ... why *is* rene scared of jouse (if that's what black meant. I forgot what the color sin the relationship chart meant)

▹ Nah, it's fine. Mine's worse. There's all types of bodily stains *everywhere.* People just don't know how to clean up after themselves. ... I'M SORRY? ▹ You need help flipping that couch? NO NO. GO BACK. WHAT?

A grilled cheese is thrown directly at his face. It's still hot.