When I said I was okay with aging naturally, I meant some future me who was okay with it. Not the me now who is definitely still too young for gray hairs and fine lines.

Out here googling like someone who thinks there’ll never be a warrant for their search history

All the stores being out of mullein but no actual plan of how to deal with all the toxins from the fires is the most LA thing I can think of.

Is it normal to envy dead boomers? They got to experience the shining dream of America, then leave before their actions which caused its downfall took full effect.

All social media posts should disappear after a day. My random thoughts on news stories don’t need to be up for eternity. But if I delete them on my own, I’m the insecure psychopath. Basically, I want stories for bluesky and to not be perceived poorly by strangers on the internet.

The thing people keep missing when they say Mangione “came from a wealthy family” is that he was 26, the age you’re kicked off your family’s insurance, he hadn’t worked in a year, and had a life long medical condition.

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Clearly this is the work of Waluigi

I wish I was alive during the Salem witch trials because at least they took the craft seriously

I could have lived in any time and I got “shout fractured sentences into a glowing box so your aunt 3,000 miles away gets pissed” era

This site is proof that I could go back in time with all the knowledge I have learned and still not know what the fuck to do with it