Oppenheimer was a great movie until the detonation. Instead of using authentic footage of the true horror of a nuke, Christopher Nolan let his ego dictate that he had to film every second of footage. So instead we got something that looked like a normal movie explosion of a load of petrol going up.

Nigel Farage's pal the Duke of Marlborough arrested for strangling a woman.

Well done all the gammons who wanted Gary Lineker off Match of the Day. I hope you're enjoying your inoffensive, bland, humourless pile of crap that it's become.

Liverpool bring Isak on and effectively go a man down 🤣🤣🤣

It's December and right on cue Arsenal start their bottle period 🤣🤣🤣

Americans need to understand that the rest of the planet is laughing because you have an insane old fool in charge who is so easily manipulated all you have to do is give him something shiny with 'Bestest Ever' engraved on it and he'll do what you tell him. 🤣🤣🤣

If you're keeping tabs on the number of times West Ham lose the ball or give it away, it'll probably run into three figures. They are so bad. #Manchester #United #WestHam

I'd be more convinced by Nigel Farage if he focussed on the important stuff, like changing Ashby-de-la-Zouch to Ashby of the Zouch, the British Grand Prix to the British Big Prize, and Cul-de-sac to dead end.

X (formerly Twitter) is where fans of foreign bot farm content get their fix.

Did those promised DOGE cheques get sent out to American folk before it closed down? 🤣🤣🤣

MTG won't read out the names of the Epstein list on the floor of Congress like she promised because she's being funded and prepared to front a new political movement by people who don't want those names read out.

The entertainment for the next Reform UK conference has been announced...

Alexander Isak put more effort into being on strike at Newcastle than he does on the pitch for the team he went on strike to join.

Alexander Isak is the first Liverpool player in Premier League history to end on the losing side in each of his first four starts for the club. (Opta)

Anyone missing Arne Slot's unbearable arrogance from last season when he won the league with Klopp's team? 🤣🤣🤣

So Trump has chickened out of his tariffs. Trump ALWAYS Chickens Out! 🤣🤣🤣

So we need to revisit what exactly Donald Trump was referring to when he coined the phrase 'Big Beautiful Bill' 🤣🤣🤣

We are heading towards the season finale of 'America'. This feels like a cracking episode 1 of a 2-parter.

Hey look! I found the most boring post on this app!

I have tradionally defended the BBC, but since any idea of impartiality in news and current affairs has been corrupted by the Tories and their lackies (see Fiona Bruce, Kuenssberg et al) I'm actually welcoming the idea of it being brought down by the right wing it has pandered to.

Foo Fighters are playing Liverpool's Anfield Stadium next year. An easy 3 points for Dave Grohl's boys.

That £120m (or whatever it was) on Isak increasingly looks like a vanity purchase by Arne Slot who acted like he was chocolate after winning the league with Klopp's team, but who is now being revealed as a fraud. Liverpool look clueless and their big money purchase didn't make an appearance 🤣🤣

Take That are playing West Ham's stadium next year. Even without Robbie it's an easy three points for Gary and the lads.

Have Liverpool supporters figured out yet that Arne Slot is a fraud who enjoyed a first season riding on the back of Klopp's team? This season he has given Man Utd their first Anfield win since 2016 and delivered Liverpool's first 3 goal loss in a domestic cup without scoring since February 1934 🤣

When are we going to see a Liverpool supporter doing that 'not cutting his hair until they win 5 in a row'? 🤣🤣🤣 Arne Slot the fraud is being brutally revealed. He acted like Billy Big Balls winning the league with Klopp's team. Now we see him for what he is.

Liverpool whack Frankfurt 1 - 5 and start Ekitiké alongside Isak for the first time. Ekitiké gets a goal and Player of the Match, while Isak doesn't even get an assist and sits at the bottom of the player rankings on 4.79. He doesn't come back on for the second half. Money well spent 🤣🤣🤣 #NUFC

Hey America, have you considered an intelligence test at voting stations to stop stupid people from voting? Letting them vote hasn't worked for you. The test could be computerised / randomised to stop dumbos cheating.

Alexander Isak goes on strike (again) to force a move back to #NUFC. Newcastle say thanks, but they're sorted 🤣

Ha ha! VH-1 outlasted MTV!

Arne Slot #Manchester #United #Liverpool

#Manchester #United #Liverpool #NUFC 🤣🤣🤣

Who remembers when Spotify thought they'd invented radio a few years back - music and talk in the same show? 🤣🤣🤣

Man Utd lose 3-1 to Brentford to apply more pressure on Ruben Amorim. But the good news for Utd fans is that Graham Potter has become available 🤣🤣

In the summer Bryan Mbuemo said he was sold on the United 'project' and really wanted a move to Manchester United over the other teams interested in him 🤣🤣🤣

If Stephen Hawking were still around imagine the fun he could have had with modern AI voice synthesis. He could have used a different voice for every interview or presentation. One minute classic British, the next Scottish, then valleys Welsh, German, Indian. He had a sense of humour.

So MAGA, what do you feel about your government gearing up to spend YOUR tax dollars on bailing out Argentina's economy which is falling apart, while American businesses and farmers go to the wall? 🤣🤣🤣

Anthony Gordon you donkey! #NUFC

I'm sorry, but Alien: Earth is dull, dull, dull.

Trump is a world class changer of the names of stuff. From gulfs to galleries to government departments, nobody knows more about changing the names of stuff.

Daniel Levy and Angela Rayner resigning on the same day. Well they kept that quiet. Who knew?

CrossCountry Trains discriminating against those of us who bring a microwave on the train so we can heat up our Ginsters.

Heartbreak for plucky Man Utd as they pushed the mighty Grimsby close but lose on penaltied. It would have been a fairytale giant killing 🤣🤣🤣

Listening to @talksport.com and the Betfair ad started. It was suddenly interrupted on my car DAB radio and phone with this...

Two games in and West Ham are already 7 goals in the red. Ouch!

The American Dream 2025

So for all the money spent, and all the supporters talk of 'big club', Manchester United are still shit.

Big day for the USA as the man who runs the country flies in to check up on the fella he installed to run the place in his absence. The underling gushes appropriately.

Does anyone else think Jeffrey Epstein has totally ruined the idea of owning an island?

I fully approve of the AI 'influencer' who 'went' to Wimbledon. If AI replaces real influencers it'll be a good use of the technology.

Happy Ice Age Ends Day!