Very happy to see this. It’s a public service to drive any engagement away from Mecha Hitler. Also might feel like a public service to drive any engagement away from QPR come mid October.

a lot of very academic coverage of Reform’s momentum but I’m yet to see a talking head explain it through the lens of what led me to thinking Sam Allardyce was a very good appointment as England manager, it is the same pipeline

If he’s got anything about him he’ll post his new role on LinkedIn

I think it’s refreshing to live in a Mad King Era again, it’ll be way more simple. Back then, you had your turnip strip handed to you by some dude who was the product of 8 generations worth of syphilis infused incest and that was that. No healthcare, no education, just your turnips, take a load off

Spending all day with a deep foreboding buried in my body as I fear the depths Gary Weaver will plummet on this, love’s day

Who is else is looking forward to The Athletic’s 20,000 word deep dive on why Democracy got fired this month?

can’t unsee the fact Jack Colback is just Zuckerberg with ginger hair, sell him

Well done, they’re 12

April 1st 2008: haha those zany guys over at Google had me convinced pasta trees were a thing! Any day, now, ever: mum, grandad is sharing AI images of wind turbines injecting migrants with vaccines, again

just seen Frey with hair and I’m feeling very red pill/blue pill now

weird seeing a listless, luckless, lethargic team performing way below the sum of its parts at Loftus Road, when it’s not QPR

strong opinions from my father about the incoming occupation of my cherished Leicester

Read me retract every statement I made a month ago whilst simultaneously not knowing how to write about QPR doing well, so foreign is this feeling

Satirical genius at work here. The whole thing is written with same contempt and effort you have at 3am trying to hit a uni deadline, superb

Tim Southee’s review of Gus Atkinson’s hat-trick wicket is thoroughly underrated pettiness, real got the last word in energy whilst the bouncer drags you out of a 3am McDonald’s brawl

Don’t want to exclusively put it down to this but the correlation between QPR’s uptick in form and the decline of Jimmy Dunne’s frosted tips is something that will absolutely floor statisticians

he scored some goals and now I feel like I could murder god

Starting to worry we won’t make the play-offs

Do you think they know the fear this now induces?

New social media platform, same old QPR doom posting