Hoe hoe hoe it’s basically Christmas

Oh town is bad today

Lil hump day leg pump

The day they bring media to dms on here..

Expedition 33 is the perfect game if you can look past the French

Think I’m getting sick ☹️

Do not go into town on a Saturday it’s hell out there

Need head it’s an emergency

Laying like this all day then moaning about how cold it is 🫡

Going out on Halloween as a 6ft3 twink.. so myself

I’ve not been to the gym in a couple days how can I blame this on the English half term holidays clogging up town

Sunday night so that means I’m the horniest person that’s ever lived

Copying everyone x ngl.link/hoenntwunk

The cocks went back last night?

Lil early fcf post

Looking incredibly spoonable in the spare room tonight 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Grindr ads have better games than the ps5 at this point

This being take during a fire alarm is so funny

Everyone enjoying new pokemon and my switch is at my ex’s house..

Flat is so cold I’m about to ask for thermostat pics on Grindr

It hits 11pm and I’m like I NEED COCK OR ILL DIE till I get snug in bed and im normal again

Have to go to Engl*nd in November for work oh dear

Kinda wanna remake Twitter but it’s lit full of Nazis and weirdos

Started walking around the gym changing rooms with my entire arse out to assert dominance over the 60 year olds that do that

Aldi in town hates to see my stupid car pull up and watch me fight with my annoying tote bags in the boot

My flat is FREEZING tonight I might die

Lil bit of bum for your Monday evening

Being over 6ft and wanting to bottom has me feeling like the Costco skeleton

Had a bottle of mulled wine now to post about having no gag reflex

Alan wake 2 downloading 🙂‍↕️

Sunday funday etc

Opening Grindr at work when it’s just me in tehee

Love biceps!

Doing stocktake in a jock till 2 hours after my shift ✨ capitalism✨

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T for twat am I right

Ordering the twink iPhone instead of the Trump coloured one

Another storm? 🫩

Cunty pyramid head for Halloween or 🚬y Pokemon trainer

Fat cock Friday tomorrow guys

Coming home from work and taking ass pics instead of going to the gymnasium

Happy fat cock Friday

The MacBook ass pic era was iconic if u think about it

Alien Earth kinda mid but that’s okay

Going to the gym at 1am in a jock and tiny 3 inch inseam shorts for the adrenaline rush

Have to drive to Engl*nd next week :(

Clive my beloved