To celebrate my main channel recently getting 2 MILLION subscribers, I am giving four lucky people $2500 USD. Good luck! gleam.io/ULJkD/darkvi...

For Homestuck day, enjoy this song inspired by Malcom Brown's Showtime (Original Mix). Happy 4/13! youtu.be/D1HkEWQ4wCE

Wake me up after the Great Depression 2 ends.

Here’s how to make music in #Desmos: youtu.be/El5LEivPHlc?...

Bowls are the cups of plates.

I have existed for a quarter of a century & still have no idea what I’m supposed to be doing or how to do it. Oops.

Breaking: Head chef gets fired for using linguine in fettuccine Alfredo—“I thought nobody would notice!” More at 6.

I’m making a video on how to make music on the online graphing calculator Desmos. My video on my first song made in Desmos did a lot better than I expected: youtu.be/eUxwdNOfRPY?...

I don’t know, dude. Clorox just looks like it’s spelled wrong. I can’t explain it.

Not gonna lie, I could go for a stalactite right about now. Maybe one tuned to 400 Hz.

Maybe we all are Barbie girls living in one big Barbie world.

Blood work? Ha. Nope. It stopped working & now my heart pumps motor oil through my veins.

They always say “happy holidays,” but they never say “pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.” :^/

A justice system that is unjust is just a system.

Dangit, I forgot to use SohCahToa this year. Well, there’s always December…

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The weight of consciousness is sometimes a heavy burden. Like, what do you mean I’m present in moments of transition & emotional instability? Why must I feel things so deeply? I also like chicken nuggets with buffalo sauce.

Working on a script & I have 3500 words. :^D But I’m only halfway done. :^(

Woah, for a second there, my cesium atom was oscillating like crazy. Anyway, dinner sounds amazing.

I tire of these shenanigans. It’s time to sleep shenan-again.

#Fortnite Chapter 2 #Remix will have #content. #Follow for more #helpful & informative #facts.

Drinking alcohol is such a power move against the liver.

“Doomscrolling” yeah, I’ve watched Fantastic Four.

& for my 3rd post, I’d like to introduce this corner of the world to the sandwich I invented: bread, mortadella, pickles, bread. I call it the Rick & Morty.

It was the best of all possible worlds, it was the worst of all possible worlds.

Seamstress? Yeah, seems stress to me.