I love how that anti-ageing billionaire looks like someone who is in their forties. He’s spent hundreds of millions of dollars to look like my line manager

My electric, gas & water bills have gone up since Labour took power. commute is about to become more expensive, weekly food shop is more expensive. all ministerial departments have been told to find cuts. The charity I work for has had funding cut overnight. Rent is likely to go up again this summer

A perfect song that cannot be improved in any way. m.youtube.com/watch?v=kyPh...

Third option needed: too smart to actually do anything

Keir Starmer may be channelling thatcher now, but he’ll pivot left once he’s in power. You idiots. You fools.

Had no idea that the palisades fire still hasn’t been fully contained lol

Tbf it’s so hard to cry in Welsh

Oh my god the traitors. What a show. The BBC has no right coming up with this.

Traitors is the only thing I’ve ever watched live that wasn’t sport in like 10 years. Means I’m now actually catching BBC news at 10 unfiltered by accident and I’ve become an old man who shouts at the TV.

Currently watching the greatest film of all time (Muriel’s wedding)

Going into school in the morning and everyone had watched the same TV show the night before, like Spooks or Hustle or Judge John Deed or something. Proper vibes. Something to talk about before the teacher comes in.

Don’t you dare turn away from the Lazio falconer sacked for sharing explicit photos of prosthetic penis

I have never in my life clicked on a story with such urgency and expectation.

There are more Herbalife distributors in the world than there are Croatians

Bluesky? More like ‘dark at 4pm sky’ amirite?

Still don’t fully understand this place. Is it like Methadone for twitter addicts?

Official portrait [2023]

Been locked out of twitter for 22 hours and I’ve already read a book. Much to think about lol

A good bit of family spice is that my brother (old petit bourgeoisie, contractor, white van man) mentioned that he wants to buy a buy to let property one day, and my dad has started posting anti landlord guillotine memes on twitter.

Here you go, you sickos.

Time we got these bloody tories out! #FBPE