growing up is finding out the cool aunt is a trumpie and that sucks lol

james potter

platonic prongsfoot making pancakes for effie on mothers day but they burn them and effie can smell them burning so she comes down and makes them all breakfast anyway because she loves cooking

regulus black does snap streaks where everyone gets the same picture of whatever is in front of him but james gets a picture of reg (which he saves every time) because he knows how much james likes them

hi guys i changed my major to architecture and damn it is time consuming

no goddamn fucking way this was "because of trumps efforts" HE ISNT IN OFFICE YET

hi guys im having withdrawals from tiktok

𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰 𝗺𝗼𝗼𝗻𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 : i forget we’re not even friends but i really like you… let’s just be quiet for some time, yeah? until i finish smoking or until your hands stop trembling… panic attack? uh…i get those sometimes… you’re scowling. me too though. let’s just look intimidating together how bout that?

decided to read ppp for the first time. send thoughts and prayers.

chat am i cooked i started collecting deer and calling them james and i found another one that i almost bought (didnt unfortunately) and my mom came up behind me and said "oh look another james😑"

BLACK! BROTHERS!

not fr cadence spoilers but its a ss from cadence sirius and remus ragging on regulus as per usual

okay ive decided to come back to this site again hello team

my hip hurts. am i... becoming a werewolf??

guys i went to bed at 7pm and now its 2:30am and i cant fall back asleep

guys i forgot this app existed sorry

idk about you guys but im thinking about cmu james rn

wow wolfstar (real)

absolutely ZONKED and watching PoA

sigh i hate this prof (this is all for the same assignment)

i just think about james calling regulus captain (as he’s a captain of king’s guards) again and again and regulus finding it silly at first … and then so endearing and hot I CAN IMAGINE REGULUS CORNERING JAMES AND LOOKING AT HIM SO SERIOUSLY AND THEN HIS GAZE WOULD JUST SLIP TO JAMES’ LIPS ahh

me when i see random russian on the tl (i love you russian moot i promise)

hi guys update (10:30) i forgot to set my face in my rush so all my makeup has melted off. we just opened doors (i will be here for another 5 hours)

hi guys had work at 8 set alarm for 6:30 snoozed until 7 ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT OFF AND WOKE UP AT 7:27 full face of makeup and brushed my teeth in 5 minutes rented a scooter made it to work at 7:48💪💪💪

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math problem numbers of cheese

james potter forced sirius to do the “we listen and we don’t judge” trend to tell him he’s dating his brother and i stand by this!!! its actually canon!!! 100% real not fake!!!!

sinx & cosx are jegulus coded and the proof is in the brainrot i put in my calc notes today instead of writing the next section

#marauders #thread Marauders as Conan Gray songs THREAD [ please don't post anything under the thread until it's over ]

this just loaded on my feed and i was about to reply that i was thinking the same thing like a fucking idiot

sinx and cosx are jegulus references but i cannot concoct in my head how right now mayhaps i will later

i lied about the light angst

their kinks include being nice to each other

perpetuating the cycle of violence (specifically with his dick)

bro everything i know is somehow related to marauders

how do i specify the the third harry potter movie but not the parts that sirius black isnt in without making it weird

black brothers angst what about black brothers JOY??

do not fret i did survive

im about to crash out

just cleaned my dorm🤗 (boo i hate cleaning)

ugh you guys😕

AHHHHHHH

thinking about that one french guy

bluesky add a bookmark feature pls bro

currently being an academic weapon (lily core)

back to brainrot

james loved sirius like a brother. sirius loved james like a brother. james loved peter like a best friend. peter loved james like a lover.

i really like that this app gave me the option to open links in my normal browser but it just made me remember when i was a fandom baby and i was too scared to ask for wattpad ffom my parents so i would open wattpad from twitter and it worked at first and then it stopped and i had to ask for wp

"would you marry me?"