My first time making Italian Rainbow Cookies for the holidays. They turned out like the picture and taste amazing. Don’t mean to toot my own horn, but…. Toot toot #baking #cookies #holiday #christmascookies #italian

They need to make gluten bigger, so I can pick it out of my “regular” food and not have to buy special “gluten-free” stuff. I’ll do the work and pay less at the checkout! #im50 #complaint #old

Now that I’m 50, I feel like I need to loudly complain more about stupid things no one else cares about. Ok, let’s try one. Here goes… Tyson should make chicken patties with perforations so you can break off smaller bits if you don’t wanna eat a whole patty. #im50 #complaints #old

I finally turned 50! I can feel my bones slowly turning to dust, but at least hanging out with all these amazing friends, having some drinks, and doing a literal shit-ton on karaoke made everything so much better. I can’t put into words how lucky I am to have so many quality people in my life.

‘Abbott Elementary’ star Quinta Brunson launches fund to provide free field trips to thousands of Philly students

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Life is way too short. We can float through our days here on earth and not realize how may people we touch in a significant way. We are all like pebbles thrown into a pond. We create ripples that travel out and touch others. We matter. You matter. Reach out if you need to. 988lifeline.org

OPEN AUDITIONS IN PHILLY Sawubona Creativity Project is hosting open auditions on 12/20 between 10am-6pm 3 Mad Rituals is an improvised hour-long comedy consisting of three different improv forms done back to back. Link in comments! Click for more info and to reserve your audition time slot.

We’re finally at the point where we’re looking at dogs to adopt and I can’t be trusted in this process. I’m drinking wine and crying at every doggie profile. “Hi! Im Gunner! I was found on the side of the highway with my brothers bandana in my mouth cuz he just got hit by a car. LOVE ME!!!”

Definitely vibing on Plur1bus. The first two episodes are pretty killer sci-fi mindfuck. And also very Rick and Morty adjacent. #pluribus #scifi #appletv

Hey Facebook? Why you put the care react and the laughing react right next to each other. Now I gotta actually PAY ATTENTION as I’m quickly reacting to a friend losing their dog this past weekend!?

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

We knew Dems would win last night, but the important part to focus on is in the margins… how many points they won by, which districts swung back, what demographics brought their votes back. We need to listen and build on what the voters are saying is important. apple.news/AZlmiDwnyTLi...

The 80s called… they want their sexy drunk alien vibes back. #v #halloween #80s #scifi

CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @deadder.bsky.social )

Who’s your lizard daddy? #halloween #costume #v #scifi #80stv

We did it! We watched one scary movie each night of October for Halloween. Here is a list of all 31 movies if you’re curious. Were they all good? No. Were they all fun to watch? Yes. And half of them are from 1975 since that’s when I was born and I’ll be 50 this year! How many have you seen?

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 31 /// The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) And superheroes Come to feast and taste the flesh Not quite yet deceased #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 30 /// Death of a Unicorn (2025) Even in folklore The rich ruin everything And then snort what’s left #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 29 /// Jaws (1975) Close the beaches, chief There’s a man eater out there And our boat’s too small #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 28 /// Wolf Man (2025) A guy got bit once The prodigal son returned And he got bit too #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 27 /// The Stepford Wives (1975) No mouthy ladies We like our wives compliant Fembot hausfrau chic #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 26 /// Ash (2025) Not remembering Why they’re dead, or why I’m here Have another patch #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 25 /// Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975) Who’s killing models? Trinity from The Matrix Is getting even #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 24 /// Shiver Me Timbers (2025) Halley’s Comet comes And makes a shitty movie Of mutant Popeye #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 23 /// Darker Than Night (1975) Inherited house Comes with Becker the weird cat And your dead aunt’s ghost #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 22 /// Marvel Zombies (2025) There’s no use fighting As the super undead kill And serve the red queen #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 21 /// Trilogy of Terror (1975) The mousy teacher The twins, and the wooden doll Are not what they seem #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 20 /// Bambi: The Reckoning (2025) These dumb rich people Just go hide and close the door Deer can’t use doorknobs #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 19 /// Satan’s Children (1975) Bobby ran away Into a satanic cult That really hates gays #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 18 /// V/H/S Halloween Halloween soda Please take one piece of candy Be safe… trick or treat #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 17 /// Bug (1975) Arsonist cockroach Burned down the Brady Bunch house Now you spell quite well #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 16 /// 28 Years Later Spike on his first trip The mainland is dangerous But mom needs some help #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 15 /// Night of the Seagulls (1975) Creepy seaside town Where the seagulls scream like girls The knights are hungry #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 14 /// Opus (2025) New music, old man Singles dropping one by one Who’s left to listen? #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 13 /// Lips of Blood (1975) Remembered ruins Full of naked French vampires Nosferatu boobs #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 12 /// Cloud (2024) Cheating your users Can make you unpopular Let the hunt begin #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

Movie 11 /// Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975) A summer outing Faces of the mountain call Those girls are gone now #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 10 /// Together (2025) I resent your parts They stick to me like regret And crawl inside me #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 09 /// Autopsy (1975) Il sole brucia Il caldo fa rabbia La fame vive #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 08 /// Dangerous Animals (2025) A little night swim To entertain the captain God is in the sea #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 07 /// The Amusement Park (1975) Time is running out Let’s ride Metaphor Mountain Old heads line up here #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 06 /// Oddity (2024) I touch and I see The man in the box still screams We know what you did #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 05 /// Psychic Killer (1975) Emilio says Use my necklace, hunt them down Arnold is watching #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 04 /// Night Swim (2024) Our pool is hungry And generous with its gifts Make a wish and jump #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 03 /// Race with the Devil (1975) Went on vacation The locals chased us around RV’s full of snakes #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 02 /// Heretic (2024) Missionary trip Iterations of the first Stay and have some pie #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 01 /// Shivers (1975) Starliner Towers Parasite amenities I’m hungry for love #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

It’s a bad look.

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane