Only trends I follow are memes that cause mental anguish. Gotta hit the homies with that psychic strike at least 6-7 times a day.

Cold af, but this space heater is nice. I gotta buy one🥰

Out of cranberry juice. This is so sad🥺

Zombie movies have yet to show us survivors starving to death, but surrounded by completely edible food. All of those picky eaters out there need representation too.

Always love new tools🥰

Shout out to all my high functioning autists out there that never got diagnosed because they weren't a "problem child" with bad grades.

Y'all think someone out there at some point played the brown note in the bathroom as a last ditch effort to cure their constipation?

Merry crisis

Wish life was like an RPG with a global chat system so we can just tell everyone Merry Christmas. Instead we get like 30 pings on discord from 30 different servers. 😵‍💫

It's crazy that bank holidays are a thing when the majority of banking is automated. You can buy whatever you want, but sorry your deposit won't be available for 3 days because we want to make you wait a day, Christmas Eve is technically a federal holiday this year, and the day after is Christmas.😮‍💨

Do people really not like sitting on stools? Like what do y'all mean they're too hard and uncomfortable? Like they literally make stool softener for that.

Been making bird noises at work and my coworker is doing them too now. Stimming really is contagious 😅

More parts came in. Upper is pretty much complete. Next order will be a new buffer tube, gearbox, ETU, and motor. So close to finishing in terms of parts, but the gearbox needs to be radiused, AOE needs to be checked, and gears need to be shimmed. Making headway, but parts are expensive😅 #airsoft

Found out I might be working Christmas day, but that just means I get double time and more money to buy airsoft parts😅

GTA 6 really do just living rent free in some of y'all's heads. Can I stop hearing about it though?

Update on my outdoor build. External parts came in last night, and everything is mostly put together. Need to buy a new buffer tube. The receiver is listed as a QBS reciever, but I can only assume it's an older model QBS because the QBS tube I ordered doesn't fit. TM spec tube should work. #airsoft

Leaving a single slice of pizza in a box is CRIMINAL!!! 2 slices of leftover pizza and you fucking TAKE ONEEEEE?!?!?!?!? I'd be infinitely less upset had they just ate both😓

Just one of those days where literally everyone goes wrong, but I'm alive I guess🫠

Decided that I'm tired of repeating myself and saying things several times over because people aren't listening or not paying attention after the second time. If it's worth not hearing the first time and not paying attention the second time, I think it's not worth me saying. This angers some🫠

Mmmmmmmm dirt

I find someone to play co-op games with and the other friend group that never invites me to play anything asks why I don't come around as often anymore. When I was around it was half of the group playing a new game and me not being included in anything 90% of the time. Why are people like this?😮‍💨

Y'all ever crack open a can of spaghetti-O's at 11pm and raw dawg it straight from the can?

So friends TM AA12 stopped working last Saturday and I'm just now getting to fix it. Tell me how the hell did the screw for the rear right come loose and lodge itself into the gearbox? Like actually WTF?!?!?! #airsoft

Revised my outdoor rifle and have a new parts list. It's going to be more expensive than expecting, but FUCK IT WE BALL!!!! Just ordered the externals and that came up to close to $300. Can't wait to have a husk of a gun to stare at until I get internals sorted. 🥰 #airsoft

Slowly coming to realize that years of covering for friends' lunch has fucked my perception of what's normal to pay at a restaurant. I'm used to paying around $70 having lunch with friends, but my coworker thought $20 for a burger with fries at a restaurant was a lot when we had lunch today.😵‍💫

Making fun of people that play games casually instead of being sweaty and playing on the most difficult mode isn't the flex some of y'all think it is. Did you drink enough water today? When's the last time you had genuine fun instead of sweating for that smidge of dopamine you might get from a win.

Plate carriers and gun belts are so cozy. Armor that hugs with enough pouches to hide as many snacks as you want. 🥰

Every just close your eyes for a while and just think? Then open your eyes and get flashed because you forgot the lights were on.😵‍💫

Pretty fire

Holidays ain't what it used to be. There's no more fighting people at stores at 1am on black Friday anymore. Now the entire month of November and December and half of January is just one big constant sale and it gets extended every year.😵‍💫

Welcome to corporate America where politicians and CEOs claim there's a workforce shortage, but will fire you for *checks notes* having a second job. Wait what?😵‍💫

Gas station cappuccinos are literally the only comfort in this cold weather.🥺

To whoever is in Dallas trying to log into my Roblox account, go make your own account. They're literally free😵‍💫

Itbalways catches me off guard when I tell someone a funny story from my childhood and they respond with something along the lines of "are you okay?"😵‍💫

LPVO came in and rifle acquired

Was planning on building my first AR for my first rifle in a few months but luck would have it that my friend is selling his for a stupidly low price that I can't pass up on. And it's literally the same day my new LPVO comes in. I either have crazy luck or just know the right people. Can't tell rn😅

2025 is coming to an end soon. You know how people say they haven't done anything all year? Like I actually haven't. Just been unemployed and chilling for like 80% of the year😵‍💫

Brains are weird. I've met people that will sit down code shaders or 3d model whole worlds on a computer, but you can ask them what's 13 times 7 and their brain short circuits and they can't do basic math.😅

Was told that 9 inches was long. Everyone is so obsessed with SBRs that 9 inches is considered long now apparently. I remember when 16 inches was the average? CQB is nice with a shorter rifle, but I'll still clear house against most of these cqb larpers using a "long" barrel😵‍💫 #airsoft

I'm always skeptical of people that say they can eat a lot because I'll go to eat with people, but then we go have lunch and I'm over here finishing my second meal thinking about dessert as they're about half way through their food and struggling. Like I thought you said you can put away food. 😵‍💫

Slowly, but surely getting my limcat hicapa build together. Parts are pricey AF. Using an SSP1 to install the parts on as I slowly get them. It's fun watching it come along as well as watching the SSP1 get rebuilt alongside it. #airsoft

Ended up with a 14ish foot long whiteboard that we didn't know what to do with at work. We decided to lay it over our shop table so we can doodle on it.🥰

Threw my pimax crystal at a wall because of numerous reasons, so now I have a beyond 2 with eye tracking and audio strap on the way.

Best part about 40mm shells is that they aren't picky with what you put in them. This is what 15,000 .20 BBs look like in an ammo can. 🥰 #airsoft

Can't wait to try this IR illuminator head for my holosun raid. Going to get a holosun Iris-3 at some point,but this will do for now. It'll definitely make seeing with nods a lot easier. #airsoft

Lost my M-frames. This is a sad day for eye protection. 🥺

When I tell people I have a body pillow, they always think it's a dakimakura and ask what character. Then they act confused when I tell them it's just a plain gray cover. It's just nice for side sleeping and the large surface area makes it stay cooler for longer since it can dissipate more heat.😅

I don't understand why people ask for opinions on purely cosmetic things. Like what do YOU think would look good? Use your personality. 🫠

Well shit. I said I was going to start working again and apparently I'm getting Foreman pay right out the gate. What God is watching over me and making shit like this happen?

My year long gap for work is coming to an end. Fucking needed it, and it helped a lot. Had a lot of time to process and decompress, but also made me realize how expensive my hobbies are. Gonna get back on that grind and start working a normal job again because airsoft guns won't pay for themselves 😅