I took the dogs for a walk to the creek on a 32 degree day while the pest control bloke sprays the house for spiders, then came back a bit early to lie in the backyard until it's safe to go back inside BUT the backyard is full of wasps so I guess I'll just go fuck myself?

I've been trying tidal for the last month or so and the QC kinda sucks? There's profiles that include albums from 2 different artists with the same name, there's completely incorrect bios, Blondie has two different profiles

oooOo are we posting song lyrics with completely unrelated gifs?? Let me try

someone tried hitting on me by asking me what current etiquitte is for asking someone to dance. i told them i don't know because i'm married lol (i also wasn't interested enough to let low effort flirting pay off)

my (husband's) cat is on steroids and they've turned him into a ravenous little cunt

arguing about the accuracy of calling aela a girl who poops and accidentally re-inventing the madonna/whore complex

just realised that I wanted to fuck max goof when I was a kid so I guess I'm adding him to ben affleck as daredevil and captain planet on the list of sexual awakenings

youse remember this racist fuck?

what can I do with 3kg of plums?

I might finally get around to watching the gay hockey show this week so I'll be able to tell if you people are being normal (unlikely)

sorry Bluesky has only been around for a few years, no one should have almost 40k posts

I moved into a new house last week and now I live within a short walking distance to some really lovely places

control resonant AND blood of the dawnwalker AND mortal shell 2 AND divinity AND a few other things I've forgotten but I will be eating well this year

the occasional jumpscare I get from an unexpected Jane Austen Argument song playing is my eternal penance for being so into Amanda Palmer in my teens

okkkkk this drill bit set is flirting with me

noticing an uptick in 45 minute lore analysis videos of 90 second game trailers, sorry but you will never be vaati

I went to one of those early raves for people in their 30s who want to be in bed by midnight and it was actually... very good? Probably one of the best dances I've had in Hobart (at a non-dark mofo event)

you ever meet a guy who's all moustache and no fist?

GIRL if you're going to shit where you eat, don't make me eat the shit

queensland, or as the locals call it, coinsland,

they need a girlfriend chair at bunnings (for me)

I'm making the hetty mckinnon tofu buns, expecting big things

still waiting for spring to start btw, I've been wearing a big coat in the house because it's been so chilly

me right before I come:

the rocky horror picture show is technically a cosmic horror if you think about it

one gin and i'm tearing up reading about hobart's medieval LARPing community and thinking about how happy they must be doing something they love so much

rate my setup

found a guy on twitter who was openly gay, autistic, anti-semitic, into unwashed dick/hole all while posting with his full real name, full face ball-gag pics, and location in bio (Rosebery, TAS, population 749) what a stunningly bizarre combination of things

aging gay guys and millennials let go of mean girls challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

these mushrooms are kicking my ass man I don't need this

I don't really buy into physiognomy but young conservatives makes it difficult to deny there's some merit in it like Why do they always look like That (fuck ugly)?

Die!

can't help but yearn for how my life would be immeasurably better if I never had to drive anywhere

just saw an add for a graphics tablet where someone used a physical ref to draw.... a cube?

I'm getting dangerously close to buying something stupid and expensive that I definitely don't need

every social is swamped with bots and slops and american news that I truly could not give a fuck about, it's impossible to enjoy being online right now

ah yes the 3 genders

I let Radagon breed me call that the splattering of my Elden ring

when I find the cunt who invented smoke alarms with non-replaceable batteries that go blip every 45 seconds when they're going flat.... it's so fucking over

they should make a secret handshake for pharmacists to identify each other discretely so I don't have to wait 20 minutes for my dog's antidepressants

🖕is cringe but probably because you only ever see americans using it

spring my ass.. it's 4 degrees in Hobart right now

him: I'll send you my focaccia recipe Me:

yoooo they're selling pocket pussy's at melbourne airport

I'm not at all religious but I love saying dramatic shit like "there but for the grace of god go I"

got on the jugeritas at knock offs and told everyone I've been bird-bathing instead of showering because my hot water system is fucked

the democrats will never (ever, ever) succeed while they continue to say "magat" without a hint of irony

I love it when Olivia Colman says cunt