Santi Cazorla, 40, scores the goal to send boyhood club Real Oviedo to the La Liga 2 playoff final 🧙‍♂️ Cazorla donated his own money to stop club going bust in 2012, then overcame a flesh-eating infection to continue career. Now this. Romance isn't dead 💙

Time to drop the really big bomb: @mikelarteta is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public. Have a nice day, MA!

STOP PUTTING DIARRHEA MEDICATION ON THE BOTTOM SHELF AT THE PHARMACY

Wirtz to Lfc sucks. No way around it. He’s a fantastic player & makes them a lot better. But other clubs were never going to just sit still. What matters is what we do. Last summer we missed the mark & that means the pressure is on even more this summer. Im cautiously optimistic

EXCL: Arsenal and Sporting have an agreement for the transfer of Viktor Gyökeres.

Arsenal likes Anthony Gordon. @David_Ornstein

Charmin ultra strong is the perfect balance between soft and strong. Costco ultra strong is dusty as hell and not strong at all. One case of the runs and you'll never buy that cheap bs again.

she cheated on me didn’t she

That poly impulse to hack relationships with tech 😭 I printed QR codes on my gf's panties. Her playmates get instant access to an info sheet on my (and our !) boundaries. A bit nerdy? Yup. But what won her over?—"I 100% trust you. I want to trust your sweeties, too."

ANDREA BERTA WILL BE ANNOUNCED TOMORROW!

HEARING ANDREA BERTA HAS SIGNED HIS CONTRACT!

🚨EXCL: Declan Rice MISSING from squad to face Nottingham Forest after falling out with Arteta!

LIVERPOOL ARE WINNERS. They will find a way through

Understand that Arsenal are exploring the possibility of understanding the situation of a striker tonight, to assess the chance of making a call to get the ok from the player and subsequently conduct monitoring to keep tabs on the player for the summer window

🚨 👀 #AFC

WHAT PHASE IS AMORIM IN?

WE’VE DRAWN TO OLEKSANDER USYK WE’VE DRAWN TO OLEKSANDER USYK WE’VE DRAWN TO OLEKSANDER USYK WE’VE DRAWN TO OLEKSANDER USYK WE’VE DRAWN TO OLEKSANDER USYK WE’VE DRAWN TO OLEKSANDER USYK WE’VE DRAWN TO OLEKSANDER USYK

I’ve spent the last two years playing calculus with how much of my time and head space I can give to something that never rewards me. I think I’m basically done now. Maybe Arsenal can win the title or UCL one day, but I can’t spend decades or years sorting it out. I’ll come back one day.

WHAT PHASE IS ARTETA IN? HOLD THAT LEE GUNNER

Great goal from Havertz!!

I’m Welsh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Yum 😋

Watching arsenal right now is like douching 5 times before a date and the water still isn't coming out clear 😔

Admiring Peacock for displaying the pride flag against the wishes of homophobes watching. Love the cock!

Rainbow Laces is solely about making people feel welcome at football, in an industry that lags way behind society in LGBTQ+ representation That’s it. A simple message of decency And no one is forcing anyone to play in a wealthy league that has this value

If there’s powers in numbers. Wouldn’t it make sense to cause division

some people in football and half of Twitter seem to have an issue with promoting LGBT, as though it’s something nurtured or that can be caught. When it’s just who you are, how you’re born, and actually what you’re opposing is promoting *accepting* someone for that.

We've done nothing. Concerned.

I’m back

AUTOMATED MESSAGE: @shoddysmoke has LEFT this platform.

I'm thinking let's just buy this guler geezer and loan him. Worst case he flops and we just recoup 10m

i threw up on it and he just KEPT GOING???? like bro let me fucking breathe??? do u not feel my wingstop all over us rn 💔

What's this bean head GiantGonner have to say bout Ozil situation? He'll have nothing as usual

What is the flipping diffrence between poch's spurs and arsenal teta's? CAN SOME1 EXPLAIN, YA'LL KEEP DODGING THIS ONE

This is ur club dudes. End of the day, Arsenal football club are TOTAL losers. Won nothing in our 'Golden era' and now it's all falling apart. Transfer window confirmed it for me, lack of ambition was a proper disgrace.