" Let's just say I have to solve their problems way too often. "

I don't get romance. . .

Reimu #reimu #touhou

Reimu

. . . And you are?

Gods. . . nothing but trouble.

Sweeping the shrine. Business is slow as usual.

LET'S GO

Y'know, I got a remake too.

Still wonder why I used to dye my hair purple.

Fine I'll call the dream demon.

SLEEP.

I can make that happen.

gay

sailor guardians, more like gaylor guardians

digging through her closet. tossing out a few things. spare gohei. winter clothes. ruukoto. kotatsu. old yin yang orb. . . " Come on there has to be something worth money here! "

you know, I should use my gohei as a whip more often.

playing that touhou metroidvania game twitch.tv/lochsteps

ain't that one of those legos that my dog plays with.

She's sweeping around the shrine. . . . so bored. Not a single incident, nor donation. Not even visitors.

" Old lady who shows up through weird gaps to annoy you? Yeah. Damn. . . "

" Was it Yukari? Oooh, PLEASE give me a reason to beat the crap out of that hag. "

Son of a bitch.

Not that kind.

I come out to the outside world for five minutes and THERE'S DEMONS EVERYWHERE.

" It can still be satisfying. "

" Damn. Sorry to hear there's others. "

" I. . . have a girlfriend. "

I don't care. If you're up to anything, you know what happens.

Yet.

I exterminate Yokai. That's my whole thing.

Usually that's my go–to.

Honestly doesn't sound too bad.

Maybe Yukari can get a meteor. . .

I can never just sit under the kotatsu for a moment.

We do.

Mother f—

There's already too many.

" Not too wrong. "

ARE THERE ANY OTHER VAMPIRES I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!

" Wonder if Remilia killed anyone's grandpa. . . Probably. "

⠀ nessie. "What's Reimu's power?" that dastardly hitbox:

" What does this one do. . . "