McConnell Health update: McConnell is "regaining his strength" according to a statement he released. My working theory:

made an odd thing :P

smoking the shit that made Nord Lead

*Shoots someone* *They start screaming in agony* "Bro stop, loud does NOT equal funny bro..."

tier list of fish by most likely to stick to a dart board if i threw it like a dart

drum and bass!!!!!!!

pleae

Average Sailing Experience #osrs #runescape

Average Galvek Experience

Average Wilderness Experience

Average Barrows Experience

Average Duke Sucellus Experience

Average Royal Titans Experience (Feat. The Leviathan)

got on bluesky and now EVERYONE wants to fuck me... 🤦‍♂️

Average Corporeal Beast Experience

Average Corrupted Hunleff Experience

Average Yama Experience (Remastered)

Average Nightmare Experience

how do yall get radiant oathplate without acting up? like, she bloody blow me until my sensory is clouded gonna reach divine severance the way she make me forfeit my breath not even a glyph can attenuate what im about to do

idea i had

Average Whisperer Experience

WHAT THE FUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Average Yama Experience

kid named john

alexa, doordash a hitman to @drpepperphd.bsky.social

happy new year ayase

Australians be like "happy new year!" Like bro, it ain't even close to midnight. Calm tf down.

GOODBYE FOREVER DORIVS MAN

christmas is back in a big way

@christmas.bsky.social hey bro you've been oddly quiet. you're not acting like yourself. just checking in.

Australians on Christmas (Chrissie) be like "Jolly! I do hope Santa brings me heaps of Tim Tams into the ol' mantel-hosiery! (Australian for Stocking). Bloke barely can shimmy the ol' chimmy nowadays!" Like seriously... Just get over yourselves and stop making up bullshit...

Australians call mashed potatoes mushy spuds

hotel wifi is good now, thanks to everyone who sent me dms concerned

On a work trip and the wifi at the hotel keeps dropping every 3 minutes. Worst case scenario.

Yall ain't ready for this

OH BABY!

Tis the season 🎄 #christmas

What do you want for Christmas this year? 🎁

you cant have your drake and josh it too

GO TO HELL NOW

the self proclaimed "visual learner" when they learn something through auditory or kinesthetic means

2/3 vardorvis is torture. keep getting chromium ingots too. just give me the ultor!!!!!!

pissing myself off rn

who up strangling they wood

Vardorvis 🤬

combine harvesters look so badass ngl. closest thing to a mech we have

🚨BREAKING: Brad Pitt just watched a tutorial on how to make color bass: "I love pitchmap, it's my favorite plugin." #bradpitt #colorbass #dubstep #producer #ableton #flstudio

GO WATCH THIS!!! THIS IS SO GOOD!!!! SUPPORT FIKSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!