Being late millennial/early zoomer owns. I’m going to get my kids confusing German high modernist toys too and they will love it.

fun to see where my head was at approximately 1 year ago (in the sand, as usual)

yo is Bluesky a happening place now

I thought about making all kinds of meme-myself-a-bf/gf joke posts but honestly, at this point my ideal partner is just someone who's honest and reliable and actually wants to spend time together. Anything else, I can make it work, you know?

"Morning bun" sounds too cute to be the name of a real food you can eat.

Wait so do we know for sure that anesthesia in general isn’t somewhat antidepressant? Maybe the brain likes to be turned off and on again. https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/what-exactly-does-ketamine-do-depression

Also like, if people wanna write about sissy porn so what. Consider yourselves lucky! Could be me up there spilling a ton of ink on the semiotics of watching girls pee or whatever, good thing I’ve got actual work to do

I can’t believe I’m saying this but a lot of the Andrea Long Chu reviews are slappers. I’m glad the Pulitzer went to her instead of boring stuff I won’t read. https://www.vulture.com/article/ottessa-moshfegh-lapvona-review.html

sent in revisions this morning. looks like now, only an entire year into my phd, I will finally be done with my masters!

Okay yea, the like battle of the sexes rhetoric on twitter (and other places, like I got some good book recs out of red scare discord but was it worth it?) was Bad For Me tpot acts all wholesome but they have a lot of Stuff To Work Out in that arena

I was pedantic about something a week ago and today I found out I was RIGHT the world is enabling me

Achieving gender euphoria from being followed by The Basket ball

I still don’t feel like I’m part of “trans people” as a political demographic and honestly I don’t want to. I don’t really get why so many gnc people insist on it tbh

Yeah okay fuck the new meds, the ceiling was breathing last night There has to be a better way to get people to stop peeing

I'm so sorry I don't wanna mute berduck but I literally can't see any other posts ;_;

Striving to be the chad and the stacy...the alpha and the omega...

Scenes around the city.

may as well add joy to the No list if I can’t even have fucking tea

Okay so now that woke people were right about one thing that’s relevant to my life, any others I should be aware of?

I wish ppl just kept wrestling and roughhousing as we grew up, you know? At my age it has to be a sports thing or a sex thing but nah, I just want the pure joy of it

Just had the worst parking garage payment experience of my life Tired: push button get ticket :) Wired: little guys with iPads. unsearchable list of every car manufacturer ever. and fuck you if you want a receipt

Divorce is ok but people should only be allowed to get married once

Turns out you can scrape videos from tumblr on mobile by posting them to discord first and downloading from the embed 😈

skill issue. I simply post like this on twitter too https://twitter.com/bananamelter/status/1625056893973528576?s=20

the B in BDSM stands for Bataille

mmmm do I bother telling my labmates I’ve become a new flavor of fruit

Super interesting article but it feels written-by-chatgpt. Anyone else see it? Is that just the vox house style? https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2023/2/10/23589333/cecile-steele-chicken-meat-poultry-eggs-delaware

Damn. I really wanted my 24/7 dread to be about something cool and edgy, but that shit just evaporated as soon as I didn't have to be a girl anymore

feel really bad for my roommate + self with how much I'm getting up in the night, but also this is the chillest I've ever been about multiple days of severe sleep deprivation in a row

is it bad that I'm really excited to finally have serious ish bladder problems? I hope they scope/catheterize/probe the fuck outta me, I will be listening & learning 😌

I'm mildly faceblind and can't remember exactly what people look like. So every time I see someone beautiful or someone I love, I'm struck by them completely anew

100% serious about this btw. I’m taking haircut suggestions & gf applications

tryna give off the vibe that makes right wing twitter users start yelling about towel boys

Reading this review of a garbage book makes me feel inspired to write. You can really just say any words https://crowdefeatsbooks.wordpress.com/2022/09/16/tiktok-sensation-lightlark-is-the-final-boss-of-bad-fantasy-ya-a-failure-built-on-aesthetic-boards-and-tropes-unable-to-pretend-it-has-a-heart/

I got a massive stain on my poison ruin shirt hours ago and no one told me! fake friends smh

feel like @tasshin.com might vibe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1DkFBpdjA8

*Takes massive bong rip* @onsu.re’s meta and mesa categories are just topping and bottoming to the discourse

Taking glycine is kinda hard ngl, I don’t really want sleepy in the morning or liquids before bed

just invited my friend, so excited to skeet at each other ☺️

It’s literally been decades, but I still feel like people ostracizing me for being a terminally (haha, unless) ill autist kid was the real society and people being nice to me now are a fake society. How do you move on from something like this?

Listening to my body/heart of hearts more is leading to alternating waves of trad and slutty and I have no idea where it’ll settle

I love how What’s Hot went from TPOT-feed to artists to useless to titties alternating with people mad about titties

So who is actually inviting the bot accounts, accounts following thousands of people, etc

https://coldhealing.substack.com/p/book-objects the act of posting this is an essay-object

hit the character limit for the first time fellas…I believe in using the whole post 😤

Why do they call it the rest room if I’m fighting for my life in here

setting up camp in BC,NR/Death Grips/Swans country