Adults are obsessed with college. If I do good on my SAT I get to live a life of freedom and if I do bad, I will be destitute. I'm already wasting away.

Damn, I hate having secrets.

I don't have any free time. Homework is bullshit.

Oh, the kids who didn't like me in middle school still don't like me in high school.

Fresh start FreshMan!

I changed a lot over the summer, but I'm still unfuckable.

I miss my camp friends

I have a Game Cube

I hope my parents never find out what I'm like at school

Nobody messes with me, skinny boys like me are unpredictable.

I hate waking up

I put gel in my hair this morning. When I got on the bus Mike laughed at me and messed my hair up. I'll be shaving my unibrow soon.

I hope I never get too old to play with my action figures.

My mom said I am always going to be cute to her.

I think I'm not cute anymore.

Brandon showed me some stuff on his computer that scared me.

Brandon's mom gets the best cereals, they make me hyper!

I am embarrassed

My crush is pretending she can't hear me. Oh well, I guess that's just part of growing up. I can't believe I'm 7 already!

Preschool is... gonna take some getting used to.

Meema just took me to my first concert! Billy Joel at a giant building! Thanks Meema, music could turn out to be interesting to me!

Hello, I was just born and am looking forward to developing into a polite young man!