when she queefs on it

i hate my brain

i’ve been struggling with my vices for a long time now

i’m just gonna scream to the void here idfc

Every time I fly, I always pick a window seat. I stare out of it and watch the world go by. We live in such a beautiful world. It’s big enough for all of us.

i think i’m bouta have an episode

everybody was like “aight i’m hopping off twitter for bluesky” and approximately none of yall (myself included) committed to that 😭

bluesky is fr just threads again

when she just keeps icking you…

how it feels to hard lock yourself into the neutral route of shin megami tensei 4 without a guide (it’s really hard)

finally hopped on dragon quest iii remake and oh my god i love it. i love my story heavy jrpgs, but DQIII is the perfect game for when i just want to turn my brain off and have fun

drunk on blue sky these pussy niggas don’t know shit and they definitely ain’t feelin me, imma go smoke a backwood

i am the bearer of the curse women have cast on men who never made them bust. bc, out of all the women i’ve had sex with, all but one tapped out before i busted (the one girl who succeeded was reclaimed by the streets)

as a fan of the persona games, persona fans (especially the people that have only played 5) are the most annoying jrpg fans by a massive margin

i can’t put into words how much i hate bob’s burgers

People that say shit like this ain’t wrong they just gotta start playing jrpgs I promise u it’s always worth it.

>starts collecting cologne >ends up with like 10 different scents >only wears 9PM

people who use the term “foid” will never know the touch of a woman

bluing all over my sky rn

imagine you’re changing your geckos’ old substrate and it releases this powder you breathe in a lot of so you gave to go to the hospital and get steroid to ease the inflammation in your lungs. and when you tell the doctor what happened, he think you’re lying because you just so happen to smoke weed

imma just be posting to the void here like olden days of my twitter (i’m talkin kami’s tea shop era)

fuck that nigga elon musk