I'm ok with the water that was wasted to make this

This is your monthly reminder that the same people who told you your empathy was both weakness and sin, have no business demanding it from you any time they suffer a loss. Be the lesser person. They deserve it.

Ok y'know what? That's valid I can't even bitch about this

This 💯 encapsulates my experience with most drivers in this country.

Watching farmers of all people act smug and self righteous about SNAP being frozen is wild. Ignoring the fact that he has MOST CERTAINLY taken govt handouts, what does he think will happen to his fucking farm when 12% of its consumer base can't afford food anymore?

Daily reminder that anytime you come across someone complaining that the left won't engage in the "marketplace of ideas" this is the shit they want us to engage with.

Special guest showed up at No Kings n was very vocal about hating Taco! #nokings

Self righteously braying about taking over this platform and turning it away from an echo chamber WHILE YOUR COMMENTS ARE DISABLED is peak hypocrisy. MAGA, y'all are the intellectual equivalent of a crusty sock. And I don't respect you on any human level.

Dusting this off for the new wave of conservative trolls. Welcome to bluesky assholes 🖕

It works every fucking time! 😂

"More voices from across the political spectrum" AKA people who are genuinely desperate to convince me that entire groups of people aren't human enough to deserve rights. Disrespectfully, eat my whole ass.

In case the 7 of you who stumble upon my page by accident are confused where I stand.

This guy is cofounder of the "Purple Revolution". Listen to the Fruedian Slip about 10 seconds in and tell me again why I should trust him.

Just to clarify my previous comment on the "Purple Revolution" I don't think it's impossible for MAGA to have a change of heart. But if any of them were going to leave the party, it would've been between 2020 & 2021 NO ONE who watched Jan 6 unfold and went "yep that's my guy!" Is to be trusted

Y'all realize this "Purple Revolution" shit is a trap right? You really think the same people who have been drinking MAGAs kool-aid for 10+ years are going to have a change of heart and work with leftists? 😂 Bestie they're gonna spy on you and report you to the FBI for being "Antifa"

This is how you deal with nazis. Bravo to the students, and God bless the professor who joined in the chase.

Hazbin haters are the weirdest people I've ever encountered in any fandom What do you mean you hate a show SO MUCH that you'll watch the new season just to look for more 💩 to hate? And by doing so you're enriching the shows creator, WHO YOU ALSO HATE!? READ A FUCKING BOOK OR SOMETHING

ts is why I own a gun

Just a suggestion, start keeping detailed records of all your vaccines. Not just Covid, all of them. With all the fuckery going on in the CDC I predict some countries to start barring entry to 🇺🇲 w/o proof of vaccination. If you live in CT you can download your complete record from the DPH.

Mfw the functionally illiterate trogs who havent read a book since highschool (and are proud of it) try to tell me GI robot is just a modern retelling of Don Quixote.

Bunch of filthy fucking animals

Hey so just so we're clear, free speech DOES NOT protect lies. Defamation is a civil tort. Perjury is a fucking felony. The fact that you get away with a bunch of little inconsequential lies every day doesn't mean it's protected speech. It means the government doesn't care enough to pursue it.

Protip if you wanna piss off some Christians this week: Remind them that no one knows the exact date of the rapture and trying to figure it out is a form of divination and thus a sin. I'm not kidding. Matthew 24:36.

I stand corrected. Luigi and Diddy do not have the same lawyer. Thier lawyers are MARRIED. That makes it even better, cuz theres no way they don't help each other on cases. I'm raising my bet to $20.

This is the absolute description I've ever heard of Nick Fuentes. And it came from Tucker Carlson of all people. 😂

The same lawyer that got Diddy off on RICO charges just got two terrorism charges dropped from Luigi. $10 says this man walks. At least on murder.

We are living in a time where an opinion on Charlie Kirk's assassination gets you fired, but you can advocate for killing mentally ill homeless people live on television and face no repercussions.

Also I live in a state that actually gives a fuck about workers rights. Get me fired and I'm getting up to 6 months unemployment compensation and free job training 🖕

In today's episode of MAGA fucking around and finding out: Meet Colby. Colby is really upset that people are joking about Charlie Kirks death. Colby advocates doxxing. Colby himself is easily doxxable cuz he's been using the same fucking username since he was 15. Don't be like Colby.

I celebrated Captain Gumlines demise so much bluesky put me in time out for a day. Worth it! 😂🖕

Tell me again why I should feel bad this assholes dead. I'll wait

This is your HOURLY REMINDER that the same people who looked you in the eye and told you empathy was both weakness and sin don't get to demand it from you when something bad happens they actually care about. Yes this is about Charlie Kirk.

Just an FYI there is currently no standard definition "ultra processed foods" & they're going to use that fact to demonize foods that have kept us safe and healthy for the past 100 years. I'm not kidding. $10 says pasteurized milk & fortified cereals get labeled as UPFs within the next year.

By Kieron Dwyer.

The amount of alcohol I will consume when that man finally kicks will make my ancestors both proud and concerned

Ex FUCKING scuse me!?

I support Vivziepop, pass it on

Alright, just bought my first bottle of FeelFree to see why people want it banned so bad. I've only had half the bottle cuz I'm kinda scared but my first thoughts are 1. this shit tastes horrible 2. My tongue and lips immediately went numb. Legit feels like novicaine.

So Update: Roblox just got banned by the nation of Qatar. That'd how bad this shit is getting.