Me: "Oh my god I can't draw this fucking hairline! THAT'S IT WE GO BALD!" My OC: "NOOOOO WAIT NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" #artproblems

I just realized that a Shiny Nincada is basically 2 shinies in one. 🫨 #pokemon #shiny

Pokemon Professors 100% have a second job as sleep paralysis demons. Asking you what your name and gender is in the beginning of a game before you wake up. XD #pokemon #headcanon #notserious

I did reallife garden work today! I didn’t just touch grass I ripped it out and my dog ate it!!!! HARDCORE!!!!

My Boyfriends parents think I named my furniture because I refer to them with their Ikea names. Bitch if I would name my furniture it would not be named Kallax or Method, it would be named: Tae Bill, Store Rich, Chairy, Tom the toe destroyer and Larry!

Me: „I will not buy a switch 2!“ Sees Pokopia Me:“bfbsiabrbekskebjskq“

You guys ever been sad about your favorite bathroom product being empty? I just had to say goodbye to my shaving cream...it smelled like mango....I will miss it...

Germany: I have pink curtains. America: HOA said I can only have beige curtains. Netherlands: what are curtains? Poland: Who stole my curtains? (I live in germany and I'm half dutch, my bestie is american and my boyfriend is from poland, Call me Miss Worldwide baby!)

You know you‘re in too deep when you have a nightmare about accidently killing a shiny Pokemon #pokemon #shinyhunting

What it feels like vaccuming with my boyfriends bulky heavy vacuum cleaner: #bulky #funny #bulkyvtubergirl

Don’t know if this is relatable or not but…I have to take a shit but I just made my nails 😭 #nailproblems #lactoseproblems #relatableiguess

Me seeing my boyfriend play Call of Duty: „Is that David Tennant?“ Him taking off his headset: „What?“ Me: „The Doctor!“ Him: „Who?“ Me: „Exactly!“ #cod #davidtennant #doctorwho

Ok we already tried so much and I asked so many people (even IT guys) but no one knows what the problem is. #techproblem #computer #windows #pcproblem My Computer sometimes gets stuck while booting up and I can't open bios when that happens. It just freezes. (1/4)

...Always read for how many portions your recipe is... the recipe was supposed to be for 4 Tamago rolls....I made one big fat giant one 😱 #cookinggonewrong #bigfattamago

Youtube: „you might like this!“ Me: „no I would absolutely NOT like THIS!“ (If you know you know, otherwise fo not search)

Why do all the games I like to play update around the same time? And why is it always some kind of content update? I'm only one person 😱

Final Exams passed!!!

Ok gibt es dafür eine Begründung die Sinn macht, wieso man die Platten nicht voll macht? #medizin #tabletten

I don't know what to do about the whole Switch 2 thing. I don't wanna pay so much money for a license to use a console and not own it. But I wanna play Pokemon and Tomodachi Life....I'm torn...

It lacks Mareep! #pokemon #gen2 #nomareepnolove

My boyfriend was playing watch dogs and I looked up from my ds to see the assassins greed logo and I was like: „huh weren’t you playing watch dogs?“ And he went: „yeah but I do something for that company“ Me:“yo they’re in the same universe? That’s so cool!“ And he looked at me so happy xD

You wanna feel old? Pokemon came out 1996 the protagonist Red was 10 years old back then 2025-1996=29+10=39 ...Red is nearly 40 (Also Red is NOT Ash don't you dare start the "no aging" debate! We also saw him grown up in Alola!) #pokemon

Words/phrases my dog knows: Sit, lay, beyblade (she turns around when I say it), bring, blanket, Robbe (her favorite toy), rice, mashed potato(favorite foods), food, walkies, eat, nomnom, dad, mom, oh no, good girl, bad girl, you good?, sleep, bed bed, hop, highfive, grandma, you coming with? #dog

Someone just came up to us, complaining that we let our dog shit infront of the dorm entry. Cookie only shits in our bathroom (on the tiles) or the grass field. She even walks all the way to the back close to the bushes and trees, where NOONE ever walks. Only Wildlife like foxes. WTF?

We got taught how to use Adobe Animate and my teacher was 100% sure you can't make a 360° rotation of a wheel in it. I googled, found a tutorial, and taught it to the teacher. People need to learn how to google shit!

Maybe someone needs this: If your pen lags (takes a bit to start the stroke) in Clip Studio Paint: Turn off windows ink in your tablet driver! You‘re welcome #clipstudiopaint #huion #fuckwindowsink #digitalart

When you wanna tell someone your dog is allergic to poultry products, But you played too much Pokemon and tell them your dog is weak to flying types, instead… #pokemon #dog

Why is it that I always get anxiety when I’m around old people? (Strangers mostly) I always expect them to be rude/racist and that they will yell at me for some reason.

Person: „You take too many meds, did you try eating healthy instead?“ Me:“Which vegetable helps against ADHD, Depression and Hypothyroidism?“ Person: „eehhh“ Me: „Seriously heal me pls!“

I‘m happy alot of vtuber/designer are following me, but at the same time I’m scared if I follow back that I will get a flood of messages trying to get me to commission them. If you only follow for that get away pls. Everyone else is very welcome.

You know you‘re in too deep, when you look at reallife people and think : „That’s a cool character design!“