I am tiny cat. The doctors make me wear a sock because I lick my ouchy. Does it look ok?

Thinking about The Shock Doctrine by @naomiaklein.bsky.social These shocks are manufactured. Economic shocks + the barrage of bad news for women, trans folks, immigrants + so many others. A firehose no single person can track but that leaves us all terrified. The plundering is beginning.

Play time for the baby sharks! (Do do do do do do !)

Current potato 🥔 status

Spoonies and snugs because Thursday.

Always the puppy, even in 2025. Welcome to a new year!

Belly!

The baby’s crate is like your heart. There’s always room for me to fit right in.

I got da ball!

Tail floof is also a pillow. Ear treats are real.

He’s a super model. More proof to come.

Tasty foot snacks

Please pet my belly ok thank you goodbye 👋🏻

“Lounging is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well.” -Clevenger

Baby Phebe put herself on a shelf. Let’s go on an adventure!

So many new followers! Hi! 👋🏻 I’m so happy to meet all of you even if I can’t sniff you I know that I like you very much!

Butt snugs!

When mum came out, we’d pulled the bed out of the crate and snuggled up.

New addition! Living breathing snuggle sausage wiener dog best friend Phebe for the Abby bean (that’s me)!

Too many cowboys and not enough cattle dogs. Rattlesnakes are not friends!

Happiest of #caturday from Clevenger’s position on the precarious moral high ground

We’ve been at @bsky.app for a while but mom is shy and doesn’t know how to make posts people will see. Will the @cats.bsky.social and @dogs.bsky.social people be our friends and give us scritchie scratchies over the interwebs?

These sweaty men fighting on tv shenanigans are so dystopian. The spectacle. The resources. The attentional drain. I lose hope in humanity every day but lately it’s accelerating exponentially… Solution: cats

“Just a normal Friday over here, we checked!” -cats

Hello my name is Clevenger. My favorite things are lounging like a super model and snuggles.

Hom nom nom nom.

Hello? Yes? I want you like my mustache?! And my magical collar?!

Extra snuggz

Cat friend!

We like being spoons around here.

Sometimes I do kitty snugs with my kitty friend.

My mummy is the best pillow.

Sometimes I like to find all the chew toys and bring them all together and then just chew the one I was planning to chew anyway. Don’t I look cute?

I’m sproinging around with my floof tail swishing about at this latest development. Life goals!!!

My nana has come to see me. She is part bear. That means I am part bear. I hope I grow up to be so regal.

My silences had not protected me. Your silence will not protect you. But for every real word spoken, for every attempt I had ever made to speak those truths for which I am still seeking, I had made contact with other women… - Audre Lorde

You say “post hands.” I post toe beans. Throw back Thursday (days aren’t real I’m a puppy!) to six months ago when I was littler and my toe beans were fresh and clean. You can eat them (but only in the normal way).

Was it a prank? Or was someone just trying to help him compensate for his flaccid moral character?

Bluesky: the place for those who know that BIRDS AREN’T REAL.

Humans of the internet! There are so many beautiful beans on this skeet machine!!! More of the selfies, pleams!

We accept your good vibes and send you wiggles and chewbacca rawrs, which is how we say “I salute and amplify your joy” in our pack.

I'm Miss Abby Normal aka Abby Bean aka Stinky Baby. I'm have so many very things to worry about, look how anxious I'm am. Who is will pet me my floof when I floop on the floor? Who will eat for me my toe beans?