We used to be a society.

Bennnnn nooooooo!!!!!

Ben NOOOOOO!

This is the dropping your AirPods case of robots

Watch the second baseman. He’s like “YOU FOOLS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! HE’S NOT OUT!” What a disaster 😂

Trump makes a joke about taking anxiety drugs here saying “I don’t have time to be depressed.” There’s actually a lot of wisdom in that. Anxiety/depression can often be a symptom of inaction/lack of purpose. When you’re busy moving, it can burn off.

The Nine Inch Noize album came out today. It slaps. It’s literally the studio quality versions of the Coachella set with live crowd audio mixed in. It’s very very good. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

“Thanks, Dad.”

When you thought that 1999 couldn’t be any more GOATed…do you know what else came out in 1999?

Mark Normand gets asked if he’s into boobs 💀

The new Elden Ring DLC is wild 😂

We’re so back. (Until it’s so over obviously)

As soon as the UBI checks hit

Found the deleted scenes from the Jensen interview 💀

Jim just ruined Heather's wedding LMAO. SORRY HEATHER!!! 😂😭💀

How could Clavicular just toss Androgenic aside after he avenged him from the brutal frame mogging by ASU Frat Leader? Judasmaxxing.

When Final Fantasy VIII came out (1999 surprise surprise!) it was the first time anyone had ever seen graphics like this. It was also the first time the musical director Nobuo Uematsu used a full orchestra choir in a FF game. It literally onehsotted everyone. Minds were blown.

“Honey, we are not a car.” “What the fuck are you talking about?”

Finally saw Project Hail Mary. What a refreshing movie. A straight forward plot, fun movie science, great action, surprisingly funny, Gosling made the scenes interesting, visually curious, Rocky was lovable, no politics, no agenda, a satisfying ending, just a solid movie. Based.

TRUMP: "Everything you say to me takes me one step closer to the edge and I'm about to break. I need a little room to breath because I'm one step closer to the edge and I'm about to break."

Hanging this right next to our "We are not a car" sweater.

Loving Wartime Jensen

It’s crazy how they just nuked quote tweets. That was the lifeblood of the app. It’s an entirely different platform now. Don’t recognize it at all.

Next time someone challenges you say: “You are not talking to somebody that woke up a loser. That loser attitude and loser premise makes no sense to me. We are not a car." Incredible.

Life pro tip: You can now disable Shorts in the YouTube app Go to settings (the top right gear icon) —> time management —> daily limits —> shorts feed limit —> select 0 minutes. Boom. Shorts gone. Hallelujah. Nature has healed. 🙏🏼

This wins the Internet today 😂

Name a funnier throwaway gag impossible challenge 😂

Babe wake up Trump is beefing with the Pope again

Sneako got punched in the face and Clavicular OD'd all on the same day. CLASSIC Mercury entering into Aries Stellium. 💅✨

Clavicular obviously never heeded the warning of William S. Sessions, Director of the FBI.

You don’t want to get drugmogged.

The NIN Coachella clip got DMCA’d. What a farce. The best marketing and promo praising the coolest show of Coachella, the whole world talking about it, the best free genuine praise and advertising they could ever ask for, and they DMCA it so nobody talks about it. How ridiculous.

Core memory unlocked

Sneako now has a chipped tooth.

Things like this are going to become increasingly common. Today it was a fist. Tomorrow it can be a bullet. As people become more ideologically charged, have their jobs displaced, see no upwards mobility, they will become more violent. Heed this warning as things fall apart.

WHOA Sneako just got punched in the face during his stream

The stay at home BF 💀💀💀 h/t: @justscroll65267

Men who figured out how to be financially supported by their girlfriends 😂 😂 😂

Check the markets. We're so back. (until it's so over).

Clavicular planned this walk off. He’s done this exact move in other interviews. He’s ended the last several of his interviews with the walk off. He knows it gets engagement and discussion (clearly) and it drives traffic to both parties. It’s a money move.

This photo op doesn’t land right now. Everyone’s broke, doordashing, onlyfansing, prediction market gambling, to make ends meet and Trump handing out a $100 tip to an older lady who still has to work is bad optics. Like “Here buy yourself a tank of gas. Good luck. Enjoy the war.”

Absolutely hilarious lmao. 💀

We’ve heard some spins in our life but this is a new level 😂 😂 😂

Best performance of Coachella 2026. Nine Inch Nails performing with Boys Noize as Nine Inch Noize with his wife Mariqueen Maandig from How to Destroy Angels. Song is "Heresy" from The Downward Spiral album but remixed. Unc Reznor's still got it. Youngsters can't keep up.🔥

We never invent anything new. We just repackage the greats.

After we eat Chipotle.

Marco Rubio realizing he has to be Justin Bieber for Coachella Weekend 2.

Sharing this for the culture. Enjoy Internet! 😂😂😂