Nothing Trump says has any meaning. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

@mayor.nyc.gov: “I have thought often of the "Margeret Thatcher quote: ‘the problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.’ If anything, my friends, it seems that you eventually need a socialist to clean up the mess."

I can't get over these clips - the level of entitlement, ignorance, arrogance and rudeness. How about: anyone who wants to stand for a council position has to pass an exam first? How about: we make that the rule for any political position?

Board of fucking Peace my arse. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Wes Streeting trying to look like the scrappy underdog when he’s actually the crappy underbog in a bowlful of floaters.

Not sure why my social media feeds are full of ads featuring guys in locker rooms sitting opposite other guys in army uniforms, shouting to each other about military calisthenics, or the same army guy shouting the same shit at an AI generated Ted Talk.

You can’t just give yourself underdog status, you prick. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Palantir can fuck off. Because Palantir is just a fucking shop with ideas above itself and no one is obliged to shop there. Nobody trusts it, or the crazy fuck running it. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

The gender critical movement objectively formed in response to trans rights advances and a desire of the people who formed it to repeal trans rights. Cherry Ann Austin, the founder of seminal GC campaign Fair Play For Women joked about trans women dying of cancer as something she wanted.

Anointed by himself. Here we go with another object lesson in the utter pointlessness of believing in political saviors, especially when they’re already telling you how disappointing they will be. All “-ites” are just shites. Only actions matter. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

He might have been canned by the Trump fluffing Ellisons, but I hope Stephen Colbert finds a way to keep taking the piss out of the Orange Turd’s flaming clown show of corruption.

It’s about making JK Rowling happy because if she leaves the UK, the government’s national wealth numbers are fucked, thanks to the dumb fucking way this shit is measured. Plus, it’s a great distraction! ‘Cost of living, you say? Look, who’s using that toilet?’ www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Is the Met unhappy? Good! Corrupt fuckers already have too much power. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

This is some fucking bullshit. Segregation is segregation, and all because a few fucking miserable bigoted loudmouths are unhealthily obsessed with how people piss. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Starmer must be watching Burnham also chuck his Labour beliefs in the bin just to be PM and be laughing. Well, if he was programmed with human emotions, he would be.

Christ, I fucking hate racists. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Which is why Burnham should be challenging those voters with the facts, rather than pandering to prejudices that are only amplified precisely because no one in power has the decency or courage to spell out the truth. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Absolutely! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Fuck these rabidly xenophobic war criminals. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

If you blame immigrants, it’s either because you’re a fucking coward, too scared to fight the powers really keeping you down, or you are one of those powers, happy to keep people fighting against each other just so don’t have to pay tax. Whichever it is, you suck. youtu.be/1e0iOIRckoY?...

Jesus fucking Christ, then what is the fucking point of you? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

How the fuck are they supposed to when they can barely make it through the month? Fix economic disparity, tax the rich, ban billionaires and share the fucking wealth so people have something to save. www.theguardian.com/money/2026/m...

Andy #Burnham is wrong on Brexit 🇪🇺Rejoining the EU isn't separate from domestic politics, it’s the biggest single lever to fix economic growth, regional prosperity and security. We need leaders making the case for what is true, not running scared of Farage. Are Labour going to play it safe again?

What good is that if they vote in a bunch of radically regressive bastards? www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

What, don’t they look like shit anymore? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

All part of the stitch-up service. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Tommy Robinson is a wanker. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Yep! www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

If you have to ask… www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

It's a damn shame #SheHulk only got one season. Just finished a rewatch and honestly I think I enjoyed it even more the second time around. It was a fun show.

What a spectacularly blinkered misreading of events. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

1) “Keir Starmer, Llama Farmer” reality TV show 2) Important role on Israeli tourism board 3) Door-to-door AI salesman 4) “Starmageddon” podcast with Ed Balls 5) Autobiography in 50p bargain bins next year

This would read better if Keir ‘Island of Strangers’ Starmer hadn’t spent most of his time as PM enabling the far right by mimicking their bullshit. Hurry up and fuck off, Starmer, you android prick. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Remember ‘Your Party’? No, me neither.

Or, “Gilts try to blackmail society into maintaining an economic system that only benefits the rich”

This from Marina Hyde just sums everything up perfectly 👌🏼🫠 #labour #burnham #politics #farage www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

NEC wipes its arse of Keir Starmer. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

“Not now, folks! I’m in the middle of a cliched metaphor!”

This would be funny were he not about to take this public weakness and humiliation out on US citizens. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

A big thank you to the tories for damaging our environment www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

These motherfuckers have no idea what’s going to happen, but they love to take advantage of any excuse to bleed us dry. I’m sick of having to bend to their greedy fucking whims, and the sooner they’re reined in the better for all of us. www.theguardian.com/business/liv...

Here we go… www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Must have been one hell of a Cameo. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

“Et tu, Doofus?” 😂 www.theguardian.com/politics/202...