I feel like I’m gonna be addicted to social media forever so might as well try this one again. I like #chess #elections #columbus #furry #animation and #teaching

I just won the Iron Author writing contest at #anthrohio lmao

Okay, I am not one of those “box office = love” people but Zaslav is and the funniest thing ever would be if this became a smash financial hit

Not sure how to be authentic without picking fights with homophobes and racists on purpose

Ordered two DoorDash orders separately so they can race and I feel like a Roman king at the colleseum

"Ruh" means I love you in weasel me and @ketomarten.bsky.social for valentines day

the USPS store is a magical place where everyone is nice to me

MAGA continues to blame minorities for every problem ever. Meanwhile, a gay person actually is responsible for all of my problems: me

Balatro players: “man this shit is doin numbers”

Fingernails are stupid, we shoulda been given claws

No politician in either party has promised lycanthropy for all, these are not serious people

Twitter is so bad now that my Facebook feed is honestly less enraging

I'm not going to see the nosferatu movie because I already saw the spoiler that he's uncircumcised. That was the only reason I would have gone to see it- to find out if the nosferatu is circumcised (he's not)

If furries had headphones, they would be shaped like those cat-ear headbands and face backwards

An equine furry room party? More like a Kink Pony Club

Unfortunately I have been playing Fortnite

Guy at the bar named John met a guy named Jacob and it took everything I had to not shout out “Jingleheimerschmidtt”

“Name a show no one remembers but you” It was only on at a really weird hour, before I got home from school, but had legit some of the driest, best written humor I’ve seen in a kids show.

“Women who won’t fuck you” unfortunately I believe he may have found a loophole to that particular issue

So there I was, wearing my favorite hoodie in New York City,

Twitter: The everything app

YOU GUYS 😳

A BoF coach piece for @wishdrinkstea.bsky.social 🫖💕✨ Thank you so much for commissioning me and @deyathemuniz.bsky.social 🫶 #furry #fursona #furryart #webtoon #comics #bladesoffurry #figureskating

Top three suppliers of paper to the US: Canada, China, Mexico. This is a post about books.

My dad just called being born to rich parents “winning the vaginal lottery”

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at the ren fair putting down parlays on the jousts

Coach Wish is in the building! By @emilyerdosart.bsky.social and @deyathemuniz.bsky.social

The most ominous patio seating I’ve stumbled upon:

"Hollywood bullshit" is just a smug, snobbish way of saying "fiction film"

Since I haven't said it for a bit, MAGA furries get the fuck out of the furry community. You're not wanted, and you are not part of this community. Your disgusting beliefs are the antithesis of what we all stand for, and hope you go pound sand.

Yesterday I had my order Instacarted for pickup because of this issue, but it wasn’t ready even though the app said it was and then it said my order was complete so I was on the phone with customer service and Kroger said they gave it away so I went and they said it was never in the system so That

Call me a commune the way I want to be publicly held

BEHOLD, PATRONS ECONOMIC POPULISM IS NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE WITH SOCIAL LIBERALISM THAT WILL BE ALL

it's not about getting out of your echo chamber it's about being the loudest and scariest voice in your echo chamber

Maybe if I had a brainworm I would be happy

Me: Is there a spirit in my house? Ouija board: slides to YES Me: Cool, your share of rent is $700, due on the 1st. Ouija board: spells out 'I D I E D T O A V O I D R E N T.

Was talking about my gender identity at the bar to a friend, and this maga dipshit complained to the bartender that I was “talking about politics at the bar.” Bartender got my story and told the guy to fuck off lol.

I hope Tyson hits him so hard he forgets he went to Ohio University

Franz it would obviously be fish around and find trout

Kid told me I had “negative aura” and I asked how he knew that because he didn’t even know his negative numbers

How much to stage a catalytic event that sets my funeral goers on a massive-scale cross-country series of riddles to discover a treasure, in the process forcing undertakers into unfamiliar circumstances that foster growth, discovery, and friendship?

i no longer support white suffrage

Yes yes yes. I have run a 24/7, 365 operation since I got elected. I have a permanent campaign HQ that rotates between off-year and on-year organizing. People thought it was nuts when I first set it up. I said you’re setting yourself up for disaster if you only show up 6 mos before an election.

My dad is tired of this shit and is taking matters into his own hands

The sixth graders made a new game today. It’s called “spin around in circles until you fall down.” They had 40 people at one point.

trump will be the next reagan in the sense that in 30 years every time you notice some horrible defect in society you'll do some quick research and trace it back to trump