ive opened this app like six or seven times

fucking myself rn

BROOOOOOOOOOO

lemme eyp

im choking on a dick rn #dickeating

blowjob at work call that shit a Blow Job

bluesky is still MASSIVE

hi

I made bread!!

Hot take: Playing video games is supposed to be about having fun, not why being a white man is bad.

When fat girls wear Yoga Pants #RuhRoh #BonerAlert

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So uhh… My dad just offered me beer. I’m 16.

IM CRYING I JUST LOOKED UP ''RED HERRING''' AND FOUND THIS FUCKASS IMAGE?????? WHAT IS THISSSSSS

i need my dick sucked

This mf has been 87 since I was 3 years old 💀

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how it feels to say i have homework

HELP I-😭 I DESIDED TO WEAR A PENCIL SKIRT IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED "WOW HOURGLASS!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF.(I have a mommy voice lol) AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS😭😭