If I blocked your number(s) and known socials, why tf would you follow me on a new platform? What’s not clicking???

My whole thing is why do gray hairs have to be so unruly?

Oh, John was eating Lisa up this week. #RHOSLC

🗣️ YOU GON' MAKE MY CAKE DROP! 🤣😭

Passed my dissertation proposal hearing yesterday

I love Black women from infinity to infinity ♾️

Monique looks so good! I missed having her on my screen. #RHOP

Update: They called me after the first episode of #allherfault and said “seeeee why we were the way we were with you?!” They didn’t play that going over a stranger’s house. I could go over my grandmothers’ houses… dassit.

Opening fire while driving on the Schuylkill is wild business. #MobWarsPhillyvsTheMafia

No fr! Especially since the pickle is wet??? Why would I want that on my CRISPY chicken sandwich.

I’m looking forward to seeing Eddie as George Clinton

I told my parents to watch All Her Fault. My mom watched the trailer while we were on the phone and she said “see…white people…!” 🤭

Meg’s ancestors be movin’ don’t they?!!!

I have never danced pointe a day in my life but I will always pause for a pointe shoe fitting video.

Mary is concerned. I think Meredith’s behavior reminded her of baby boy. #RHOSLC

Can you put the buccal fat back? The gaunt look is alarming.

Size 7 being the default ring size is annoying.

Flea was going tf off during the Sly tribute!

Queen Latifah is so beautiful. My GOD!

I’d love it if the wind could just…not.

The way Jassi bugged out on Tia was…interesting… #rhop

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I can’t wait to get Fetterman’s bitchass outta here. He is the biggest disappointment.

#AllHerFault launched us right into the drama. Lawd!!!

I feel betrayed because my list didn’t alert me that Anya-chan was back!

I hate when I have a crush on a public figure and I find out they’re 10 years younger than me

Needing to see low wage workers perform “joy” to make customers feel better about shopping there sounds like something else to me 🙃

Y’all watching #Pluribus?

Jan is a bird fr #BeyondTheGates

“Boy fuck you” will never NOT be hilarious

I might as well get my tissues ready for For Good 🥹

Oh Michele Yeoh gave us a nasty lil hand performance. Period!

Jeff Goldblum accompanying Cynthia Erivo on piano is the best think I’ve seen in a while. I love that man. 🧙🏾‍♀️

I think Britani has gotten more screen time than any other friend of (derogatory) #rhoslc

When the caffeine and the migraine meds hit at the same time 🙂‍↕️

My whole thing is, how did I reach my free article limit when I haven’t read a single article from that paper in months?

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DUMMIES!!!! 😝

Great work dolls. PA retained the judges that might one day save us all. NY did their thing. Do we know what CA talkin bout yet?

She’s too little for this dress

A real life Black Barbie

Okay, I decided to watch MAFS again because it’s on a new network. This lady said, “I’ve always wanted to be a wife”

Oh, I love this.

I think the folks need to stop going to the hwhyte med spas. You gotta get pumped by people who know what Black people look like.

Oh, the Mariah/Sephora ad is very weird. wtf 😳

Tank really Tankified Folded. His might be the best of the remixes

I’m finally watching The Substance and this is my face rn

Brittani is so male-centered it’s disgusting #RHOSLC

I’m watching Weapons.

Mr Hunger Games man ain’t bad but I still miss Henry Cavill as Geralt #TheWitcher