Women becoming travel agents now is this decade’s MLM scheme. It’s not different than LuLaRoe.

Made my husband watch “Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century” with me and now I’m trying to get him to do a couples Halloween costume with me of Zenon and Proto Zoa 😂

Drs offices be like: “please arrive 15 mins before your appt” and proceed to make you wait at least 20 mins after your scheduled appt time before anyone even comes out to talk to you 😑

Why does my neighbor - who is also married to a firefighter - think it’s ok to always gift a candle at Christmas?

@dteenergy.bsky.social woke up to no power - what the actual fuck? No storm, no wind, I thought you guys were “improving your grid?” Had to replace a 6 year old refrigerator this year due to your unreliable power. So many outages the circuit blew on it. Seriously, fuck you guys.

4 years of #harvestday

I swear to god DTE is the biggest scam know to mankind. I haven’t had my air conditioning on in over a month and my insight app is still recommending I use less energy? I’m seriously not using ANY energy. Go fuck yourselves DTE.

Parents: calm down. It’s a playscape. No need to hover around your child the entire time they are on it. You complain you’re burnt out and it’s because you don’t sit down and relax in situations where it was designed for you to do so.

@nytimes.com a little tone deaf with your “Strands” game theme today of “Summer Camp.” Read the room. You guys are journalists, right? Were you not aware of what happened in Texas this weekend?

@dteenergy.bsky.social scams its customers. Like how is it that I consumed more energy this month compared to this time last year. I hate living in an area where energy is a monopoly. And then every week their app yells at me to be better at saving energy like I’m literally doing everything.

Unpopular opinion but if you’re a public business you should have public restrooms.

I don’t know why but I always feel safer with gay flight attendants

There is a person literally reading a newspaper on my flight.

Someone has yet to explain to me how planes can fill up on carryon bag storage

I just wrote a check to our tax advisors and realized I have only written two checks in the last year (ck # 1828 was to our advisors last year, #1831 this year, and #1830 is blank at home in case husband needs one in emergency). Why are we still bound to checks?!

I don’t know what’s worse - sitting in the dentist chair or being forced to listen to country music while I’m here

It’s finally warm out and the sun is still shining after dinner. Post dinner walks are a thing again!

Update: I walked out. I showed up 15 mins early for appt. And I walked out at the hour mark of my appt. time. New patients should be scheduled top priority. If I was late for my appt I would have been charged. Doc argued with me in the way out so it was a good decision.

In the waiting room for a new gynecologist and they are already running 15 mins behind….. how much long do I wait as a new patient? I feel like for new patients the timeliness of the appt is essential

I don’t understand children. Kid had a tummy ache and a slight fever this morning so he stayed home. Now he’s totally fine. Even wanted to play in the snow.

What is the point of doing a pre check in for a doctor and to notify them you have updated insurance for the app to say “we’ll update this on your appointment!” And when I actually check in in person the staff says “you’re all set!” Um no I told you my insurance updated you need to update that pleez

When will people who manufacture women’s jackets do it the proper way? Saw the cutest lightweight every day jacket but even the largest size didn’t fit me because manufacturers refuse to put “give” in the bust and hips. Not every woman is shaped the same. Start making them more expandable!

I caught a glitch in a quiz for one of my online graduate law classes - literally tried every combo of answers (even tho I knew the right answer) and it was still being marked wrong. Professor confirmed I caught the glitch. I should absolutely get a free ride the rest of this semester.

1). Business Management 2). Never had an official major, always thought marketing 3). When an older male friend heard marketing he said that was a “chick” major and that chicks couldn’t handle finance, so I majored in Finance 4). Human Resources Director (Finance degree awarded in 07 recession)

The @detroitlions.bsky.social lost. Seasonal depression is in full force now, folks.

Listen I’m trying to make the move from Twitter but that CEO getting killed is like OceanGate all over again