I want to dispel the idea that I hate Texan minority children. This is just untrue. Please remember, I hate *all* Texan children. Facts matter.

How dare you? This doesn't apply to me on account of that I am Trump's special little boy!! 😤

Thanks for worrying about me, but my nose is so far up Trump's ass that he can actually carry me over curbs and up stairs now. All good!

Dear Texas teachers, I expect you to defend school children with your own lives... except the brown kids, of course.