My gig in Somerset takes an unexpected turn when a heckling pensioner becomes rather flirtatious. Ellie has a run-in with a call centre scammer and is assaulted by a roast dinner on the streets of Sheffield. It’s a new episode of The David Eagle Podcast. www.davideagle.co.uk/the-david-ea...

This week: confusing conversations with computers. Henry II and Simon Cowell disagree on the musical merits of farting. Ellie goes to Laos, where she meets with Dominic Monaghan who’s recovering from an altercation with a lizard, & is embroiled in a gambling scam. pod.link/530192974/ep...

New episode of The David Eagle Podcast, Featuring The Exclusive First Play Of Lou Bega’s Mambo No. 6 pod.link/530192974/ep...

The David eagle Podcast returns with a new weekly series. Join me in the bath with a pair of geese, a call to my bank takes a sordid and confusing turn, and Ellie and I have some weird massage experiences. Plus, we go abroad, but I don’t know where we’re going. pod.link/530192974/ep...

Fourth and final episode of See No Eagle, tales of two weird performances: an embarrassing incident at a children’s talent show and a life threatening gig in a rough Kent pub. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Start 2026 in style, with a trip to Hartlepool. Episode 3 of See No Eagle, The Anti-social Accordionist. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Merry Christmas. If the family are starting to drive you mad, you could always take yourself away for fifteen minutes and listen to episode 2 of See No Eagle on BBC Sounds. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Episode 1 of See No Eagle is up on BBC Sounds! You can now subscribe to the full series so you don’t miss the next three instalments. It would be nice if you subscribed, as then it might hoodwink the BBC into thinking I’m popular and give me a second series. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Ep1 of my new Radio 4 series, See No Eagle, has been chosen as BBC Radio’s Comedy Of The Week. Featuring a militant music teacher and a talking teddy. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Tiny morsel from my award-winning Leicester Comedy Festival show, The Eagle Is Candid. Back at the festival on 16th February with a completely different hour, David Eagle’s Funny Flim Flam. Tickets: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/david...

I’m doing an hour of stand up at Leicester Comedy Festival on 16th February. I’ve only done one post about it so far and tickets are selling rather nicely. But not so nicely that I don’t do a second post. So here’s a second post. Tickets here. events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/david...

Tickets fully booked for my BBC Radio 4 recordings next week. Due to impartiality rules they had to give half the tickets to people who hate me. But you still have two chances to see the show before it’s recorded. Sheffield this Tuesday and Whitley Bay on Thursday. Ticket links in comment.

This time next week… I’ll be in Whitley Bay trying out new ideas for my upcoming BBC Radio 4 comedy show. If you’re still undecided about coming, let me just mention that I’ll be singing a song about a misunderstood pigeon. Tickets are just a fiver. Yes, my friends, you read me right: £5

Eagle badgers for guinea pigs. North East friends, I’m in Whitley bay on Thu 25th September to test out bits (and quite possibly bobs) for my Radio 4 comedy series. It’ll cost you a mere fiver. Tickets at app.lineupnow.com/event/david-...

Gig announcement: David Eagle's Funny Flim Flam For A Fiver Laurels, Whitley Bay Thursday 25th September 2025 Join me as I jostle with a multitude of ideas for an upcoming radio series. app.lineupnow.com/event/david-...

David is heading to Claydon Estate on the 22nd August to perform some standup at Found Festival It should be a lively event and there are some tickets still available, so head to foundfestival.uk/tickets to get yours! Ellie

David Eagle’s Funny Flim Flam for Free, in Banbury - this Thursday, 10th July 8pm at the Apothecary Tap. #banbury #oxfordshire #freecomedy #standup #musicalcomedy #brackley #middletoncheney #banburyshire

A message for the people of Derby, I’m trying out new ideas, Sunday 6th July at Bar One 7:30pm wegottickets.com/location/2775

Banbury friends: Come to my free gig on 10/7 & help me decide what stays & what goes for a radio thing. May include: Princess Margaret erotica, Salem impressions; Judging a children’s talent show that got awkward, meditation, Catholicism, 1950s radio detectives; and a song about a pigeon.

Thank you Mark for this hearty endorsement; it means a lot. Obviously it might mean slightly more if you were a TV commissioner, producer or comedy agent, but thanks very much anyway. And extra special to beat that other blind comedian. Wait til he finds out I’m also better than him at dancing. :D

Arrived in Derby and this seems like the right sign to be near to announce that my gig this evening has sold out

3 to go! What high drama!

Last five tickets available for today’s Derby show at The Old Bell Hotel. www.ticketsource.co.uk/ram-comedy-f...

Derby, on Sun you have the opportunity to see my standup show The Eagle Is Candid. It sold out in Leicester within 1 day but alas, Derby hasn’t yet. Does this belie a comparative lack of intelligence? Yes, I’m hoping that playing on local city rivalry might shift the last few tickets. #derby #comedy

What do you get when you cross an eagle with a ram? Well you’d have to ask a biologist or pervert. However, on Sunday 1st June at 6:30pm I come to Derby’s Ram Comedy Festival with my award winning stand up show The Eagle Is Candid. #RamComedyFestival #Derby #StandUpComedy

A fun little intro to a recent stand up gig.

This is tomorrow and there are probably some tickets left if you want to come along

Youtube showed an advert for a law of attraction course. It said the very fact I'd seen this is proof that I should buy the course because the universe had put this video in my path. I'd naively assumed it was because they'd paid for Youtube advertising. The previous advert was for period pants.

The next chance to see my solo stand up show is on 6 Feb in a Leicester pizza restaurant. Tickets are going fast, maybe because people heard the show included free dough balls. This is untrue; I’m pleased to say the cream the doctor gave me is working well, & also the venue doesn’t allow nudity.

My solo stand up show in Leicester on Feb 15th has sold out. So I’ve been asked to put a 2nd date in on Feb 6th. Of course I’m aware there’s a chance that everyone who wants tickets has got them, & the ego boost from selling out is swiftly obliterated. Tickets comedy-festival.co.uk/events/david...

A couple of solo stand up gigs coming soon. One at Peter Pizzeria, Leicester on 15/2 & a gig for Comedy In The Kitchen in Somerset on 28/3. I’m told that being booked to play in pizzerias & kitchens is just one rung down on the ladder from Live At The Apollo. So come & see me now while I’m cheap.

London! Want to know why they’re laughing? Come and see me tomorrow (Friday) at @museumofcomedy.bsky.social #comedysky #londoncomedy museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

This Friday my award-winning five-star reviewed stand up show The Eagle Is Candid comes to London, at the Museum Of Comedy. Featuring my adventures in Australia, and even more excitingly, a story set in Hartlepool! museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

My award winning stand up show comes to London, the Museum Of Comedy on November 29th. Here’s a little advert for it, specially tailored to the London demographic. @museumofcomedy.bsky.social

1 week til my London stand up show. Book now to avoid disappointment; not necessarily yours, but mine. It'd be lovely to sell some more tickets, otherwise I may be forced to engage in a ridiculous PR stunt, like falling off a building, or even worse, appearing on GB News. tinyurl.com/4yz78pjs

I was working on music, mixing my vocals when the AI bit of the software decided to get involved and tell me that my sound source is “voice.” I then noticed that out of a choice of “singing” or “speech,” it chose speech. Basically I’ve just been told I’m a shit singer by a robot.

Here’s an example of one of my more esoteric heckles.

When you Google David Eagle, there’s a disclamer that says, “Some results may have been removed under data protection law in Europe.” I wonder what sordid secrets of mine none-European Googlers are privy to. Do let me know as it might be useful if I ever write my memoirs.

A little jingle to advertise my London gig on November 29th @museumofcomedy.bsky.social (Don’t tell The Clash, I don’t have the rights) museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

London friends, when you’re watching chris mccausland on Strictly tonight, spare a thought for a less successful blind comedian, and get tickets for my stand up show on 29th November at the Museum Of Comedy. museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/... @museumofcomedy.bsky.social #SympathySells

Calling London. Nov 29th I bring my multi-award-winning 5* reviewed stand up to @museumofcomedy.bsky.social Encounters with faith healers, Australian altercations & the tale of how my accordion nearly got me arrested on the mean streets of Hartlepool. museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

Having something to eat in the pub where my gig is tonight. Man on table next to me tells his partner there's comedy on soon. He then adds "I don't expect it'll be very funny; comedians don't really make me laugh." He then clinks glasses with his partner, says "chin chin", and laughs.

Well, hello friends. After leaving X I've tried various methods of communication. Sadly no one seemed to notice my attempts with smoke signals or drum telegraphy, and for some reason, Radio Eagle broadcasting on the shortwave band didn't gain any traction. So I'm on here now. Hi.