/: Me staring at y’all and twiddling my thumbs for some plot 🤌

❝I’m just being helpful???❞

❝I’m a good boyfriend, trust the process. ❞

❝What?❞ He’s clearly unamused.

❝Hmm… Now sounds like a good time for some French fries…❞ casually leaving the scene in search of his one and only love, fries.

/: I just remembered this account exists. Gimme interactions y’all.

❝Peeing with my boy Suguru.❞

❝𝑰 𝒅𝒊𝒅𝒏’𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒆, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔𝒏’𝒕 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 .ᐟ❞ SATORU GOJO From the JJK verse! Video credit: sensei.lynx on TikTok! ♥︎ + ↻ #JJKRP #JujutsuKaisenRP #MVRP #CrossoverRP

/: still mad that every time I want to change my pinned I have to delete it instead of editing. 🙄 Fuck it, we’re changing pinned round 2.

❝Oooh, we are jealous, aren’t we? I believe it was her eyes on me, but whatever helps you sleep at night, mysterious muscle man.❞

Seeing another unfamiliar face, he quirks a brow in the pretty woman’s direction. ❝Ahh, so even Goddesses have good taste. ❞ casually rubbing his chin with a smirk.

His head rattled back and forth from the vigorous shaking, obnoxious giggles leaving his lips. ❝I now understand what it feels like to be a maraca. A joyous feeling. ❞

/: GUYS I PROMISE THIS IS A SERIOUS RP ACCOUNT! I just have issues LOL

❝Mmm… Nah, not feelin’ it. ❞ He says, all but collapsing against the table with a loud thud. His forehead flat against the surface.

One blink turned into two before he dipped his head back all the way and gazed at the other from an upside down perspective. A mischievous smile creeping across his lips. “If you wanted some, you could have asked.” He said, reaching out and crushing the bag in his fist.

Exhaling a long winded sigh, he paused and glanced at his friend with a tired glint behind his glasses. ❝That doesn’t sound too bad, maybe I will. ❞ he declared with an uncharacteristic wistful tone.

❝Everything is fine.❞ he said flatly, pushing up from his chair and sliding his hands into the confines of his pockets.

As the papers brushed his fingers only to be pulled away, Gojo’s eyes opened and flickered over to Suguru. ❝Huh…? Alright then, ❞ he dropped his hand back into his lap. ❝What’s got you so eager to help? ❞ Satoru quizzed, leaning back against the chair.

❝Hmm… I can’t say I have. I’m sure they’re just busy getting on each other’s nerves. ❞ he chuckles, looking back down at Nobara.

A sigh was beckoned from his lips, sticking his hand out and making a grabbing motion. ❝Give ‘em here…❞

❝I don’t have time to deal with your bullshit. Do me a favor and don’t rub it in, yeah? ❞ he huffs.

❝… Well… You certainly are correct! Maybe you, Itadori, Fushiguro, and I should hit the karaoke joint! Excellent bonding time! ❞ He chimes, immediately dismissing his suspicions. Truth be told, he knew the answer to his previous question.

Squinting at her suspiciously, he places his hands on his hips and leaned in a little. ❝What do you mean you’ve heard me sing better…? ❞ he inquired.

❝I do take my job as railing rather seriously, so glad to hear it’s going well. ❞ he snickers, looking down at her wound. ❝You sure that doesn’t need some kind of stitches? ❞ Asked the snowy haired one, rubbing the back of his neck.

What an obnoxious scolding he’s received…

Her prattle on personal health was feeding in one ear and right out the other. He had no intention of taking anything from her words. “And if I were?” He asks, finding her annoyance to be just the entertainment he was craving. Pushing limits and boundaries was a favorite past time for the menace

❝That’s an inconvenience if I’ve ever seen one… What trouble have you gotten into? ❞ He quizzes, watching her remove the weapon from its resting place.

/: I FINALLY UPDATED MY PINNED Y’ALL.

“What’s so fun about a plain salad anyway? Totally bland.” He comments, pulling a face and shaking his head in a fake reaction. Leaning across the table, he let his forehead thud against the surface. “Then again, I suppose it suits you.” He snickers, looking up with mischief laced in his words.

-OPEN RP- Did he just see (reader) face plant? Yup. After laughing at their misfortune, he approaches and offers them his hand to get up. ❝You oughta be more careful.❞ It is sort of obvious he is still amused and only partially means what he said.

/: Drop a <3 and I’ll hit you up to plot!

/: Hehe haha

Popping a chip in his mouth, he crunched loudly and leaned against the table. “You’re just jealous I won’t share with you, Utahime~”

❝ IT’S CRUNCHIN’ TIME! ❞ Proceeds to whip out a package of chips in a place that is meant for quiet. And no, no, he will not share.

/: By the wayyyy! @violentseppuku.bsky.social is also an account of mine.

/: Should this be my new pfp? 🤔

/: I gotta redo my pinned. Too bad I’m lazy asf LOL

❝I’m wounded, Nobara. I thought for sure you’d appreciate my singing voice. ❞ He’s sulking in a very obviously fake manner.

❝Have you never heard such beautiful music before?❞

/: Nah fam, I’m so nervous to do anything here. :’))

❝ 𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 — 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐄.ᐟ ❞

He's obnoxiously singing off-key... Very loudly. ❝𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐌𝐄-❞