Tchaikovsky's 5th is the best way to fall asleep

Hey fatty boom boom

I'll keep asking myself why I waited so long but I don't owe you the answer

If materialized, this will come as a shock to many in the tennis feed www.bbc.com/sport/tennis...

What you thought of One Battle After Another?

In my siesta dream I went to steal food and drinks from the first clasa during a flight with El Al and found out there's a massive fight there and a famous Israeli comedian broke the pope's leg and asked me to bring him my stolen soda cans to calm his pain but I refused. Have a nice weekend.

This guy, born and raised in Israel, tried to defraud me and some friends (from an ex-religious support group) more than 20 years ago

One morning in June 2014 I was walking in a small street near Istiklal Avenue in Istanbul, looking for a coffee to start my day, when a woman jumped on me with a hug as if we knew each other for long time. She was talking to me with excitement in Turkish. A friend translated and explained that she ¹

Pluribus proved it again: Apple's approach of slow release is superior to the Netflix all u can binge watching

In the Boston immigration jail (Suffolk county house of correction) we used to recycle small pieces of toilet paper when moved between cells news about the results in the African Cup of Nations

After few nights of 5-10°C, I finally took out the heavy blanket. Wearing a pajama or starting to heat the house is still on the shelf for now

Be me

This is so depressing. I've been searching for a silver lining, an encouraging-reassuring paragraph at the end but no, this is just depressing

Breaking the law is fun

Sam Altman is a real life version of Tom Ripley without the sex appeal

Me tonight

Ah, yes. This.

You did good. Now wish me something nice or fuck off

I'm nervous but forcing myself to participate in the weather small talk with the taxi driver

Stan Lee is not dead

Socialists?

You did okay. Not amazing but OK. Now to the 2nd and more crucial part of the day

I need all of you to cross some fingers and toes for me tomorrow

Expected and well deserved, Jannik

In Barcelona's metro there is an announcement over the speaker saying that if you are feeling bad, please leave the train and seek help. Train must go on.

No underdog so I hope that Sinner and Alcaraz will make it epic 🎾

Oopsi 🤩

וְיִהְיוּ רַחֲמֶיךָ מִתְגּוֹלְלִים עַל עַם קָדְשֶׁךָ לְהַשְׁקוֹת צְמֵאֵי חַסְדֶּךָ מִנָּהָר הַיּוֹצֵא מֵעֵדֶן לְעַטֵּר אֶת יִשְׂרָאֵל בְּתִפְאֶרֶת הַמְפָאֲרִים אוֹתְךָ עַל יְדֵי שַׁבַּת קָדְשֶׁךָ כָּל שִׁשָּׁה יָמִים לְהַנְחִילָם נַחֲלַת יַעֲקֹב בְּחִירֶךָ יָהּ אֶכְסֹף נֹעַם שַׁבָּת הַמַּתְאֶמֶּת וּמִתְאַחֶדֶת בִּסְגֻלָּתֶךָ

I need to know what happened between the end of #pluribus 2nd episode to her flight home. I thought she joined the others. Did she just went to pick Zosia? How Koumba reacted?

Someone took this picture of me few months ago without me noticing and I kinda like it

In my previous workplace there was someone cooking fish burgers in the toaster oven 😭

Wow. What a point. What a game

Let the underdog be the dog

A twink or a bear in the woods?

Lasered my face for the 1st time

Do you remember the day u got married? I only remembered the month and year so got a weird facial response from someone here

Trying to fall asleep with the new brahms 1 by kirill petranko is a choice 🤔

Nole's interview by Piers Morgan is fascinating

The offices of my new lawyer has 9 private waiting rooms

How i stopped worrying and learned to love to contact customer service

Nobody's gonna know

No matter how many great performances Bradley Whitford will play, he will always be Josh Lyman

I'm old enough to remember everything

I used to be annoyed by hypocrisy but now it is just makes me laugh and reminds me not to take their fake rage seriously (tennis edition)

Tennis feed 🫱🏼‍🫲🏾 The Serbian government (and the Saudi monarchy too)

Look at me

Everything has no gender