It’s actually what I would expect from a company that named themselves after the insidious spy tech created by an evil dark lord who wanted domination over the entire world and all the free peoples in it. If the ring fits…

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If it actually goes forward, the discovery phase of this fiasco will probably be so much fun. And not for Patel.

Unfit and unhinged. Perhaps questioning the ineptitude and stupidity of political leaders actually shows some in the press care about the life of service members others would so casually put in danger?

🤦🏻‍♂️ Unfit to preach. Unfit to serve as SecDef.

This would be a terrible, totally unsupportable lead for a hack opinion piece. The fact this was the lead of a so-called news piece tells you all you need to know about the credibility of Bezos’ Washington Post.

He’s really running hard for the title of “dumbest man in the US Senate.”

The CBS News I knew is dead.

What?

May I present to you one of the dumbest men in the US Senate:

This👇🏼

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I rolled my eyes so hard I kept losing count of the number of lies told.

This is terrible reporting. What did the reporter see? Don’t hide reality behind polite phrases. Was it blown kisses, happy waves and shouts of support? Was it profanities, raised middle fingers and shouts of range? A mix of both? This weak, cowardly writing leaves us wondering. It should be clear.

This is why we need to teach real history. Anyone who can say with a straight face we won in Vietnam should never be trusted on any other subject.

This will end well.

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Disgusting

My post below did not age well.

Only the best people… at teleporting.

“It was an object lesson in the fact that, for all it gets denigrated, red-carpet reporting is journalism, and there’s more to being a journalist than conducting a one-sided screaming contest.”

This is as low as low class goes

This is your headline? After all the crazy, disqualifying stuff he said? 🤦🏻‍♂️

This is the dumbest thing I’ve read today and let me tell you that says a lot. Troops in harm’s way are in harm’s way whether you are too stupid or to cowardly to agree on that.

Hey, @theatlantic.com, did you fire all your fact-checkers or have you just decided that history is somehow best served by polluting the world with this kind of inaccurate garbage?

This is what scientists call “a lie.”

Everyone knows this is a lie, right?

I think democracy is in serious jeopardy… from the president and his henchmen.

I know it has now been said way too many times, but once more for the folks in the back: “Idiocracy” was a damn documentary. We were warned.

FCC Chair and Minister of Propaganda Brendan Carr is the RFK brain worm of American civil society.

Just like with the J6 domestic terrorists they protect the willfully ignorant and definitely malignant while leaving everyone else to fend for themselves.

👇🏼This

His headline writing is as good as his terrible TV hosting skills… which, unfortunately, are still better than his military planning.

And the people who pay his salary and provide the troops he is getting killed? The American people?

AI prompt: rewrite some of the best lines from Orwell’s 1984 to make them dumb and wordy but still scary.

From failed Fox host to flourishing fascist…

This level of ghoulish sucking up is on par with the gravity well of a supermassive black hole… and just as dark.

RFK Jr sold a house without a foundation? The universe is just getting lazy when it comes to on the nose metaphors.

This is insane

They are, in fact, that dumb.

The “no more wars” president

Journalistic malpractice

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What a terrible person.

If your news organization is partnered with a prediction market platform or if you, as an individual, supposedly get your “news” from prediction markets… I predict that everything you say is probably just based on wishful thinking and greed.

Man who can’t do his job complains about those who do theirs

It’s just criminals and criminally negligent suck-ups all the way down.

Here is how Trump saves Putin’s economy and fuels the Russian war machine in Ukraine.

Found this book from an old project. Post-Epstein files, I’d say forget a new edition. We need a whole second volume just on the deviance of the Epstein Class.

No, he has not been fully exonerated.