Dear Lord, There are so many assholes that need smiting right now. Could you maybe leave Dolly Parton alone till we see our way out of this mess? Pretty please!

Why do guys hide chest pics behind a warning? It's totally considered socially acceptable to show your furry titty shelf. I wish it was the same for the ladies. Free those puppies!

2.5 weeks ago I got unceremoniously fired from my job. When I say there wasn't a real reason and when I asked about it the "reasons"were so general they could be said about anyone breathing. Anyway, it was deeply upsetting but I started a new job last week and it's going great so far!

Hey Bluebs, it's been a minute. Meant to post this awhile ago, but here it is.

About a week ago I found out that Tom Sawyer's Island and the Liberty Belle were being closed and replaced at Disney World. I haven't thought about it in years (last visit 2012) but always knew it was there. Watching vids about it brought back really old memories of exploring the area with my dad.

Babysitting my sister's cat for the past two weeks. She's usually very aloof and might let me pet her for a few seconds but she must be attention starved because today she got up on the table and wanted to climb on my shoulder. Then demanded 30 mins of pets

What in the Strawberry Shortcake Hell is going on here, SJP?

Watching a video with Adam Richman. He still looks fantastic (now that he's a big beefy boy again). But the terrible dye job on his hair and beard...

Gotta love it when guys play games online, you call them out on it, then try to turn it around and gaslight you...and then block you. Cunt, what?

The Pope meets with Vance and is now dead? Sounds sus...

A little more for #Fatcockfriday. Hope you enjoy

A little #fatcockfriday preview.

Rageounously horny on #fcf.

I swear these are two different pictures taken a couple minutes apart but I can't tell them apart. Anyway, I like the way I look in a selfie for once so I'm posting them.

Feeling unfuckable lately as no one ever commits around here. Just got my hair cut. Tell me I'm pretty...and maybe send nudes.

A query for my UK friends. I read that this pudding was a delicious nostalgic treat for you guys. It's awful. It tastes like bland rice cooked in milk. No flavor otherwise and barely any sweetness. Cinnamon made it almost palatable. Do you really like this? If so, please try Kozy Shack

Oh, great. I'm about to officially fire someone for the first time.

Gimme your top 5 Madonna songs! No order, no ties, don’t think too hard, we know it’s your top picks for today and that might change. Just go! Burning Up Deeper and Deeper Live to Tell Dress You Up Girl Gone Wild

Rubbing one out for the Bluebs. Happy Valentine's Day, all! #cock #bear #masturbation

I love going to the supermarket and each week it looks more like communist Russia. Take a look at this, guys. It's only going to get worse...

Last time I hung out with my friend he asked me for a foot massage, then he wanted to massage me in return... #bear #footjob #footfetish #fcf

Today has been a tough one. This morning I got blindsided by my boss on firing one of my staff. We had made the decision to give him the opportunity to prove himself before letting him go. Today I showed up for a meeting and they termed him during it without discussion. And my grandma passed.

I got caught up and forgot to post this. Happy Tumescent Tuesday. And yes, I usually cum a lot...

Since you all enjoyed that last post, here's a little taste of me playing with my friend...

In case you were wondering what (or whom) I got into last night... #gaybears #bearass #bearcock

Last bate of 2024/First bate of 2025. I was frothy as hell with the precum last year. Happy New Year, Bluebs! #bearcock, #bear, #bate

Heya Bluebs, just a little post to celebrate the last #FCF of the year. Had a nice #edging session and ended here. Have a better cum shot video coming.

Was working on a new video and I took a random picture. When I looked at it later I was shocked how big my cock looks today. Happy FCF bonus post, Bluebs! #fcf #cock #bear

Not sure about the silly filter on this but let me know what you think. #FCF, #cock, #goon

Yesterday was a lot of fun. Definitely got wild, though not full on pig. Definitely gave someone something they'll be jerking off to for a long while 😘

American media's "shocked" reaction to how we feel about health care in this country shows you how truly out of touch they are. Journalism and integrity have gone out the window to pleasing their rich masters, normalizing fascism, and "ratings". They truly can fuck off!

It's been a long time Shouldn't have left you Without some dope porn to bate to... Happy Thick Dick Thursday! My first video, share of you like.

My guess is that a lot of trans people will be feeling a ton of stress and worry over SCOTUS today. If you are a cis person, quote this and say why you support trans people and what you are willing to do to support us if the government comes for us.

Anyone ever try or own The CockBlock frot toy? I kinda want to use some birthday money and buy one but I'm afraid my dick is too thick (yes, I have that issue with cock sleeves).

Ugh, it's my birthday. What I was hoping would be the sentencing day for that creature is now not happening. Please send hole and pole pics to brighten my day!

What Americans need now, more than ever!

Meant to post this yesterday but fell asleep way early. Just two cocks fatting on a Friday...

So, it has been a week! I'm certainly disgusted and disappointed with my country and people. I had to sit down, take stock in things, and think. I have decided I am not going to give up and I'm not going to be defeated by this. It's time to fully stand up for myself and I hope you will as well.

Noem as Homeland Security boss? Better make sure your pets are secure...

I'm so fucking broken today and I don't know that I'll ever be whole again. I'm in primal mode , I want to hurt others, myself, and breed. So disappointed in this country. It's going to be a fucking dumpster fire of epic proportions.

I'm not going to tell you how to vote, for fucks sake that choice should be clear. But if you haven't voted, get off your fucking ass and do it! Democracy demands action even if your option isn't your first choice. No excuses, no bitching and not pitching in.

The joys of being French trained and always working in Mediterranean restaurants is that I can cook anything from scratch. Today for my staff I made carrot soup (cream style, without cream), garlic bread and bacon for the non-vegatarians. Delicious!

Ally and safe space here! 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Haven't posted in awhile. Was dealing with a lot of stuff but will discuss further later. Wanted to celebrate FCF this week. Hopefully you will enjoy these as much as I did making them. I do this with full permission. If you're not into T-dick and hole, you were warned...

Get out there and do it!

I ordered my niece some makeup for her 16th birthday. In case you're wondering, Trixie Cosmetics does not ship in discreet packaging. Everyone will know you're a big ol' drag queen!

I got a notice in the mail that I got a ticket in the mail from Atlanta. I haven't driven in Atlanta in close to 2 years. I looked at the documents, the picture they have is not my car, not my plate. It's one number off, a seven, not an eight...do better

Show your pride!

I'm probably going to get murdered by my husband for buying this but it combines two of my favorite things: MCM and spooky shit. The ghosts are modern but it was cheap and I love it. If I disappear, you know what happened...

I don't really drink soda anymore. In college I would drop a twelve pack easy every week. I only buy it maybe once a year if I'm having guests. I bought a 2 liter yesterday and it was almost $4...for fucking soda. Sweet. Baby. Jesus.