Finally people that went to Duke are mentioning it more.

Someone who used to copy off of me on history tests in HS is inexplicably like a VP of marketing at MLB and I look at all of their decisions through the guise of this.

I saw the guy you are all talking about wearing jorts at Summer League.

Wondering what happened to the guy in my college class who rushed into the classroom and went "the Shock and Awe has begun!"

Love watching the crowd at Spring Training games so I can actually see where the Social Security charge in my work paystubs goes.

Maybe they can reconvene the Tech Summit to fix the scoreboard in Detroit.

25-year old me trying to get a 3% raise from the NBA so I can move out of my parent's house: This could result in millions of dollars in losses for the teams.

Why does my least-favorite former coworker need be on-camera 100 times during these events go sit further up in the stands.

Ludacris performing Move Bitch here is the same length of time as if the Bee Gees performed Stayin' Alive at the All-Star Game the year Move Bitch came out.

Mehmet Okur played in the All-Star game where I first saw Ludacris in person. The man has longevity.

Marco Rubio always looks like he just googled “federal prison close to my family?” at these press conferences.

Me if my daughter plays college soccer and ends up in one of these Golden Goal NCAA tournament games:

The New Jersey state police feeling the need to patrol a helicopter over the Rutgers stadium as they give up a 73-yard TD a minute into the game is peak New Jersey government.

The G-League season starts tonight and the top story on their website is a week-old link to an Instagram post about Mac McClung signing with the Pacers.

Today's Immaculate Grid guy? Chris Crawford.

Had to use Twitter for a work reason and the For you algorithm right now is basically a parade of New York's shittiest people telling you to vote for Andrew Cuomo.

Breaking out my NBA employee Anti-Gambling Seminar certificate of completion from 2010.

It's just Nepo babies all the way down.

The one time I attended summer league, somebody tweeted about five minutes into the first game, "Roddy Beaubois is really letting the game come to him."