Video shoots all day tomorrow, best get some sleep. Night.

Electrician has just called, my house in Menorca now has underfloor heating everywhere and he's completed the project. Means I can spend some of the winter there now and write that book I've been planning in peace, and spend some time photographing the island.

Batshit, all of them.

I twisted my knee yesterday when the horse spooked at a deer running past. It's fucking killing me, cannot put any weight on it. Arse.

Bored. Need a random adventure.

Trump is getting desperate now for distractions. Aliens, check.. what next? Announcement of a Oompa Loompa Task Force to find Loompa Land and block them from taking away American jobs in the chocolate industry?

These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share. *one voice altered to disguise identity

Wuthering Heights is absolutely shite. Looks great, and that's about it.

Just rude.

Hope the weather is ok tomorrow. I was thinking of a recce in Chiswick.

dialed.gg?c=UQ5VSV I got 43.

Wonder if the sentence for a Royal, for such a crime, is still to be hanged, drawn and quartered at Traitor's Gate. Probably be shown on live TV, hosted by Ant & Dec.

Watch him sing like a canary and bring down Trump and the whole lot of them.

Medicate, meditate, save your soul for Jesus Throw a punch, fall in love, give yourself a reason Don't wanna drive another mile without knowin' you're breathin' So, won't you stay, won't you stay, won't you stay with me?

I do really enjoy housework, find it very relaxing.

Historians, if we make it through and there are any, are going to call this the 'Batshit Mental Period'.

30m on the treadmill earlier, now redundant after those four pancakes I made. Cannot... move...

Ex Google CEO said that AI will be Einstein level intelligent in 3-5 years. 25-30% of the world's workforce, will not be required. So in essence, of no use to society and a waste of resources. Soylent Green? Might as well start the booze filled orgies now, we haven't long left.

And welcome to this weeks episode of Celebrity Fascists Dancing On Ice In the Jungle. And here's your host... Standartenführer Haddockchops!

Make no mistake Mr Bond. I want that microfilm and I am going to get it.

Little noisy ice balls of doom.

And now hail. The Gods are angry today.

It's all gone dark and now thundering!

Hard grief counselling session this morning. If you need me, I'll be in a foetal position, sobbing.

I love custard.

The sky has gone a strange 'old man yellow hair' colour.

I was going to pop up to Hampstead Village tomorrow for photoshoot recce. But it looks like the rain is back :(

Jesus... what a mess.

And now, the rugby.

These male speed skaters are either eunuchs or have done some tucking under for aerodynamics.

Bit nippy out.

Well I didn't expect to see a devil baby explode out of Jacob Elordi's penis today, but it just happened. 🍆👹

I like those days, where you meet a potential new client for the first time, you just click, have the same values and aesthetic preferences in mind. And then walk away with a big new project, fees agreed, there and then. Good end to the week, biscuits for everyone!

Jesus Christ. Enough now, someone call Ethan Hunt to do what he does best. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Val-d'Isère looks awesome now for skiing. So much snur.

Wonder if the sky is ever going to be blue again?

Bondi would def melt if you threw a bucket of water over her.

Bondi is just as evil as her paymasters.

Euphoria is very intense. Amazing actors. No idea why I haven't watched it before.

Hungry. Also fancy driving to Cortina to watch some snow sports.

Who does the haddock faced prick think has caused a lot of the anxiety in the young and those 3k worse off since he followed Putin’s orders on Brexit?

Burnt my gnocchi :(

Day 4234 of rain.

It's almost like people are surprised that a rapist, criminal, multiple bankrupt, megalomaniac who faked getting shot, who also was friends with a global child sex trafficker, might even be a racist to boot.

'Beauty' is a gloriously new and insane series.

Nice of DPD to leave a lens worth a few thousand outside someone else’s front door instead of mine. Thankfully I’ve got great neighbours who just brought it round. Not a single notification from DPD. Utterly useless.

I want to be a Dormeo Sleep Expert.

We Bury The Dead. Great film, great twist on the zombie genre.

Another week of heavy rain from tomorrow. It's basically roads becoming actual rivers in places around here as it is :(