Heated rivalry? More like 50 shades of GAY. Am I right? … (Worked hard on this one)

Tried to reconnect with a person from my past for a coffee, Faced with a rude but honest response about not having interest or energy to spend on me - so I can’t really be mad about it. But still, rejection feels awful

When you wake up early and hungry but your morning breakfast is still sleeping 😩

Seeing lady gaga tonight

Tank top or needy bottom

Had a haircut. How much would you or are you spending on your barber?

Happy Friday something something

Can we get a little cartoon me thread? This kinda adorable, made with Picrew

Happy Pokémon day. I guess it’s time for starters poll

Started binging Gachiakute. (Would recommend so far to all the anime peeps) Gris is the mvp and god damn 😮‍💨

Just chilling on the sofa and my tongue is hella bored

Which Pokémon or cartoon character would you let absolutely demolish you? I’ll state the two obvious ones

I love that being catfished for being sugar babies is a share experience here 🥺🩵

Good morning ducklings☀️🦆

is back pain part of the gay experience?

What would you consider a life hack you know and other might not? (Please amuse me) I’ll start: if you have hiccups take a teaspoon of sugar and chug it down with water - done. Haven’t had hiccups unsolved since I was 7 yo

ADHD medicine horniness is a thing

What are your Emotional Support Movie Scores?

one thing about me: if you have an ass, i’m gonna smack it

Seen an episode of the great British bake off. I’m sorry but is everyone truly that bad at baking? I loved it

Ass

This and takeout food

What do you do when you feel emotionally drained over things that aren’t in your control, like politics and prejudice? It feels unfair to have it affect the way I view people or the way they view me, and I hate when it affects my peace of mind.

Just saying it’s October and I wish I had another key around my keychain

Shirtless bed hair kind of a day

My tiny goober

A weird update to me being away and my new hobby. Got a 3d printer and started painting my first mini 🥹

Good morning to all the cuties and all the sluts

I don’t ask for much I swear. Just a nice movie night or cartoons, cooking you dinner and having you sit on my face

Be a cutie and support a cutie

Also. I know I’m not much of an artist around here but it’s my first attempt at sketching digitally so here is where I’m at. #wip #procreate #vtm

Nervous for a job interview coming up today. Wish me luck

Can we get someone to clean the mirror here

For all u dnd or rpdr nerds, I’ve just finished watching the dimension 20 : dungeons and drag queens. Was a hoot

Happy Valentine’s Day to you little cutie. You deserve some love

Ok if you smell good, what do you use? Or if have a recommendation I’d love one - my discontinued ck is running out and I’m smelling like a sweaty chimp rn (not bad smell but I’d like a new scent)

Happy Sunday everyone. What are you all binging nowadays? I’ve just finished white lotus s2

I feel like if I could make a wish it wouldn’t be to be a good singer, it would just be to sing the great gig in the sky part. And I’d be happy

Morning

Guys I’m hella drunk and need a cute little spoon for aggressive cuddles

Made it home

Guys I need a ride home, 3 more km to go

For those who don’t want me clothless or catless I’ll offer the same for this, but will add more cats to the pic 🐈🐈‍⬛ I promise those pics are 🔥

If this gets 300 reskeets I’ll remove the cat from the pic

My baby girl

This is the lasagna update

Guys I’m making lasagna and I swear it better slap ass harder than me in bed and make people mouth-gasm so hard they would fantasise about it just to get off

What he said

Okay Bluesky, let’s see those face cards 💳