I guess I’m in my horror bag… Why I just cut on The Conjuring: Last Rites

omw outside to release some chakras and sing some chaka

I be in the gym throwing counts between exercises. Trade be so fascinated lmao.

I don’t know why people offer lies that weren’t needed. No is always enough.

If it’s not clear on your profile, you’re Black and queer, I’m not following back.

Golden Hour…🌅☀️

Yall… I was able to do the wheel in yoga today. That’s a milestone for my upper body strength and back mobility. Clap for me please.

Went to the gym

ay yall

jambalaya jamboree jujufruit jabookie jimmycrackcorn

bitch you can’t fight *mink mink mink* *mong*

I love Love LOVE LOOOOOVE a big booty ass man.. but

My favorite genre of nigga has switched to the innits

I told yall I got banned from RaceTrak

my pussy been good since it was founded in 2013

Proof that I use seasoning.

Bitch it was cold this morning

I’m not one of them.

I try not to date men too much older than me despite my attraction. It hasn’t gone well. I’m not impressionable, meekish neither. Not all, but a lot of them expect that from me and I just don’t have it to give.

I miss being told how soft my skin is and how good I smell. I taste. I feel. How badly he wants me. *sighs*

that would actually heal me rn.

ain’t nothing better than forehead kisses after a rough day.

THIS NIGGA

Toph. The wit, the sass, and the talent. Toph is as formidable as she is hilarious. Was definitely MVP in several challenges the group faced.

“YOU PUT A MUZZLE ON APPA!!!!???!!!!” *immediate crash out*

Black people do NOT like when you cut through their name on the birthday cake. It’s me, I’m Black people

teriyaki flavored eggs is so egregious lmfao

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Renaissance

Self Titled

Girl idk. I think The Gift

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Survivor changed lives

Renaissance

I love me a man that’s a nerd in whatever thing he likes. I like hearing them talk about their interests bc I’m a nerd like that

Happy Founders Day to the Ques

You’re right. Sometimes it’s just a fleeting thought that I don’t think is gonna spark a conversation with more than one person. I’m so much better with one on one convo because I don’t have to type all of my point into one message to avoid being misunderstood. We get to discuss and explain…

Pork Bacon is pork and you don’t season that, but we season pork chops. See how that logic falls apart. Beef bacon is the same. It’s already cured with salt and whatever other flavoring, smoking. So no… I’m not seasoning beef bacon like a ribeye. And for the last time…

Threw the roof. Now they jumping me because I don’t want no teriyaki flavored eggs.

Absolutely. One hundred percent.

Nah… I’m talking about mfs seasoning eggs like it’s marry me chicken.

I’ve never needed to season any bacon and seasoning eggs?? Crazy to me.

I really don’t want anybody making my scrambled eggs but me. I like them soft scrambled in butter, with cheddar folded in, and a little snp right before it comes out the pan. It should only take about 4 minutes total.

No shade… if you season eggs like it’s chicken, I don’t want anything you’re making. a fried egg only needs salt and pepper. I can understand maybe some chili flakes or chili oil for spice. maybe some paprika for a color. but baby, put the sazon and total seasonings DOWN. put the tonys DOWN.

Y’all seasoning beef and turkey bacon? Y’all season y’all eggs too?

@negrosuave.bsky.social I’m doing alright. How are you?

Nicholas Cage and Eddie Murphy are the same kind of scary. In this essay I will…

*squints* let me close this app

Fuck the one that looks like Wilmer Valderrama Marry Aaron Kill The other one