Update! Delta flights now airing episodes from Survivor Season 16 Micronesia: Fans vs Favorites #RHAP #SurvivorCBS #SurvivorUS

Sea kraits sea kraits are no fun. Sea kraits sea kraits hurt someone #RHAP #Survivor49

Let this be a lesson, you can take as long of a shower as you want in the HOH bathroom. #RHAP #BB27 #BigBrother

Hot Mic Hot Mic! 👀 #RHAP #BB27

Respect to Ashley for using the Sears Tower’s correct name. #RHAP #BB27

There’s something about the key change toward the end of the “previously on” live show music where I’m like “YES LET’S FREAKING DO THIS” And the end music where Julie covers the schedule for the week always makes me sad. What a rollercoaster. #RHAP #BB27 #BigBrother27

I would say Vince is the type to have a work wife who’s more wife than work, but that would require him to have a job. #RHAP #BB27

“Did I cross a boundary I didn’t know existed?” Vince, if your girlfriend has to explicitly tell you that she’s not ok with another woman sleeping in your bed and 3 hour long hugs, then you don’t deserve to date. #RHAP #BB27

Is the recap music for BB27 a polka? It’s been bugging me all season. Some music person set me straight! #BB27 #RHAP

“If you want a picnic go to a park” Jeff … Probsty … not one of your best, my dude. #RHAP #Survivor49

Shannon seems lovely and the second I got a little bit hangry, I would be pushing to vote her ass out for making me breathe and thank the wind or whatever. #RHAP #Survivor #Survivor49

The fact Kelley still thinks that alliance is real is everything we need to know about her approach to this game #RHAP #BB27

Muffled Hug Count in this thread #RHAP #BB27

This episode feels so slow for a double eviction (baybee) #RHAP #BB27

I give The Judges a BrantSteel strength score of 5. Mostly because of stupid Vince. His alliance with his d*ck however, a 10. #RHAP #BB27

Why do so many of the players this season have this face all the time? 😧 #RHAP #BB27

Just got back from a weekend out of the country. What did I miss? 👀 #RHAP #BB27

I can’t stop thinking about how Lance Bass says he likes all of the remaining houseguests and how much I don’t feel the same way. #RHAP #BB27 #bigbrother

Scene live outside the Big Brother House ( #RHAP #BB27 #BigBrother27)

Guy next to me at the gate is talking loudly on a work call and using people’s full names, so of course I’m looking them all up on LinkedIn.

I’m legit concerned at how bad these players are at making hard decisions. Almost all of them have emotional breakdowns having to make their own choices. It’s wild. #RHAP #BB27 #BigBrother27

Unrelated, some great sandals on the stage right now. #RHAP #BB27 #BigBrother27

I cannot WAIT for @taranarmstrong.bsky.social and @amikebloomtype.bsky.social to talk to this jagoff. #RHAP #BB27 #BigBrother27

Julie, why are you continuing this narrative??? I know you’re on social media. You’ve seen what we’ve seen. #RHAP #BB27 #BigBrother27

He’s so fucking gross. #RHAP #BB27 #BigBrother27

Thrilled Katherine won’t have to be in the jury house with that creepstore. #RHAP #BB27 #BigBrother27

Are everybody else’s buttholes completely clenched getting ready to watch this blockbuster? #rhap #bb27 #bigbrother27

Otev the Broadway Clam remains the best version of Otev. #rhap #bb27 #BigBrother27

They found ONE clip of Rylie saying he doesn’t want Kat to feel pressured and aired that one? Not the million where he’s HEAVILY pressuring her?? #rhap #bb27 #BigBrother27

What gif pops up for your name?

These houseguests are acting like my Sims when another Sim dies right in front if them #rhap #BB27 #BigBrother

Wells is truly the voice of the people. #rhap #bachelorinparadise

Ok Bachelor in Paradise, you’ve redeemed yourself with this animals opening. #rhap #bachelorinparadise

Quick! Somebody pitch a concept for Squatters Rights! #RHAP #BigBrother #BB27

Ah Rylie and Katherine, capturing the vomit of America. #RHAP #BigBrother #BB27

Miss-STARE not Miss-Steer. For the love of God(101). PLEASE. #RHAP #BB27 #BigBrother

I’m more concerned that the rest of the houseguests don’t want someone to shower more than I’m worried about Ashley’s hygiene schedule. #RHAP #BB27

Hot Dummies on an Island, listen up: Comfortability = comfort Uncomfortability = discomfort [Name] and I’s = [Name] and my This WILL be on the test. #RHAP #BachelorinParadise

WTF is this new Bachelor in Paradise opening. This show has forgotten it’s supposed to make fun of itself. #RHAP #BachelorinParadise

Just started Bachelor in Paradise for this season … 1) Does moving to Costa Rica mean no Jorge’s Tourges?Nooooo!! 2) The vignettes of acting out thoughts are a hard no. I never need to see a man spraying sunscreen down his pants. 3) the new editing is weird #RHAP #bip #bachelorinparadise

The reenactment of contestants doing their day jobs on Big Brother is hilarious. It’s like “Yes I’ll get you those synergies right away. Bleep bloop email noises” #rhap #cbsbigbrother #BB27

Ok but who do we think the initial Traitors will be? I’d love if it was Mark Ballas, Kristen Kish, and Tiffany Mitchell (with Rob C as an eventual recruit who wins the whole game). #rhap #traitors #thetraitors

Hoping I get to sit next to <Top Chef Winner Name Redacted> on a Delta flight soon!! Use those miles! #topchef #rhap

Jeff is giving us a tour of the set of Hook #Survivor #RHAP #Survivor48

Delta In Flight Entertainment Survivor update: today’s episode 🤣 #survivor #rhap

May Survivor Delta In-Flight Entertainment Update: Season 20 (Heroes vs Villains). Eps 1-5. (B737-800 domestic). Also - Big Brother is no longer available. #survivor #RHAP #bigbrother

If Tristen doesn’t win this season I will riot. #topchef #topchefcanada #rhap

Why has saying the word”respectfully” become the new “no offense”? There is no respect intended when someone starts their thought with that word.

Red or Blue Charmin? My home is divided and I just lost the battle to use my preferred color. 😭

Ugh this just turned into Chopped. #TopChef #RHAP