Just discovered that this picture of me has been appearing as a profile pic on my work email for the past 2 years 😫 Suppose it could have been worse 🍆

Yesterday’s entertainment

Quick question. You have a shower ahead of a night lounging on the sofa, watching tv. Are you putting antiperspirant/ deodorant on?

Just had a nosebleed in the shower. It was like something out of The Shining

Because we can do this on here now #$ALBA 📈 to the moon!! #Clogau #WelshGold

Happy Thighsday

Found a new #Banksy today. To be honest, I think he’s gone off the boil a bit.

When you decide not to clean up after your dogs at night, then it snows and now you’re walking around your garden like it’s a minefield. You know they are there, you just don’t know where. 💩

Fun in the snow #dogs

View from the upstairs window this morning #Wales

View from the upstairs window this morning

NYE walk in the woods

Considering a new career as a hermit for 2026

Happy Christmas from Nellie & Bonnie

When cleaning, you must always follow the instructions on the product.

The finest quartet to grace these shores.

People who send you glitter covered Christmas cards don’t actually like you.

@elliehunterxo.bsky.social saw these today & thought of you. More proof that you’re in the wrong country 😉

Connected up my old stereo today. Popped in 3 CD’s. Elastica, Inspiral Carpets & The Cure. Unfortunately CD player was being a twat, jumping all over the place. I now want to listen to those albums more than ever but have no means of playing them. ☹️

I’m on annual leave but I’m at work. Can somebody bring me a pint of Guinness?

Just received a job alert for a photographer. Not sure why as the photographer I require the following qualifications: “Qualifications for this role include a 34-inch chest, a height between 5'8" to 5'9", a waist measurement of 27-28 inches, and hips measuring 37 inches”

Big spring tide tonight and the waves hitting the sea wall are shaking the house

@elliehunterxo.bsky.social OK. Did I give it you or did you give it me?

Tis the season to buy shitloads of batteries

@stolenpinapple.bsky.social I saw it and I consider myself blessed.

It’s that wet rain today

Feel like I’m being watched

Just woke up to the TV showing the “Protect & survive” information films. Has it happened then? It’s been fun, see you all in the apocalypse

@elliehunterxo.bsky.social any success on the football pitch recently?

Mowing today. Cold out so put some warm socks on.

Dear people who go to the gym one hour before it closes, stays until bang on closing time and then wants to have a chat before leaving. Nobody likes you.

Happy Birthday @thatbookbaddie.bsky.social 🍷🍷

Seeing lots of Robins on here today, so I’ll share one of mine.

You’re going to tell me next that you’ve never had banana on your pizza

I absolutely bloody love The Ashes. Sport at its finest.

Ridiculously excited for tonight/ tomorrow morning. 🏏

Sun is out. Giving the grounds one final strim of the year.

Are we all sucking our Maltesers?

How’s the head this morning @elliehunterxo.bsky.social ? Hopefully in a better place. X

Bath sealant done ✔️ Even managed to take the dogs on the beach

Good things to do after a 6 hour round trip to the airport at 2am. 1. Book the day off & lie on the sofa with the dogs watching any old rubbish. 2. Not removing all the sealant from around the bath. 😖

Being the strong, silent type doesn’t really work on social media. But I will persist.

Repost with an iconic fictional band. (Just look at that beautiful football ⚽️ shirt)

When the Dentist asks if you drink fizzy drinks 🙂‍↔️🫣

So tonight was the Beaver Moon. Alas it was too cloudy here. Anyone fancy showing me their Beaver?

Dogs Halloween costume - Batman

Well that’s one way to find out you had the wrong privacy settings on automatic photo uploads. 😳

Today I am fixing things. Window, washing machine & WiFi to start off. Anything you need fixing? Unable to fix myself.

Every time there is an aurora red alert it’s cloudy as fuck