CBS is dead.

The New York Jets will never win as long as Woody Johnson owns the team.

Where did the NY Jets learn to play?

The NY Jets are garbage. F*cking garbage. Any reporter tells me any polyanna crap from this point forward should quit their job.

Why do I continue to torture myself by watching the New York Jets? Year after year. Why?

I'm thinking Trump will not be thrilled with the Bad Bunny halftime show.

Sunday morning means listening to some Jazz and dancing for my cat. He looks at me kind of funny for a few seconds, but then does that stretching out thing cats do so I know he's OK with my performance.

So that's what we do now in the US? "Put down" protests? And I'm sure the privileged editors of the NYT are fully on board with it.

I'm wondering whether a 62 year old man can wear a BLACKPINK t-shirt without people looking at him funny. Asking for a friend.

It doesn't hurt that Patel has major sidekick energy. If there's anyone who gives off the vibes of the guy behind the bully who says, "Good one, Butch," it's Kash Patel.

The worst jerks you knew in high school joined ICE.

I don't go for political analysis that amounts to, "If I win it's because I'm better. If I lose its because someone screwed me."

It amazes me that we continue to live in a world where people believe in BS fairy tales about raptures and other such rubbish.

Murder.

Hilarious

Pretty soon all we'll have left on late night is Guntfeld.

Disney-ABC can suck it.

Looking for alternatives to my Hulu + Live TV subscription. YouTube TV looks like it's the closest.

The show Band of Brothers was about ANTIFA. Saving Private Ryan was full of ANTIFA. The guys who raised the flag at Iwo Jima were ANTIFA. The morons who support Trump's nonsense don't care about history. They just want to crack open a beer and feel like they won something.

I was rooting for the birds but the truth is that Taylor Swift didn't cause Travis Kelce to drop a ball. This is what happens to all athletes eventually.

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Well said in every possible way.

Price of gas is up at least 25 cents since Trump has been president. Great job, monkey boy.

The game Merge Mansion just celebrated five years of existence and to this day not one person has discovered what grandma is hiding.

Is he dead yet?

RIP. The good old days.

I want to watch a football game. I don't care about Mr Beast or any other "influencer"

Why is this YouTube NFL game so effing boring? This might be the dullest broadcast I can remember.

I notice gas prices are up 20 cents thanks to the stupidity of Donald Trump.

Is he dead yet?

As far as MTG is concerned, I have two thoughts. 1. Never get in the way of a pissy street fight (reworded from Sun Tzu). 2. When you can shmooze an enemy into your own camp by giving them the attention and love they crave - do it. Who cares if you mean it or not.

The ICE recruitment ad I saw during the Mets game on WPIX-TV was disturbing. Basically: "Come join us and be a racist bully." Shame on WPIX for accepting this trash.

Donald Trump is in very bad physical shape. It isn't a fantasy. He's heading for oblivion.

Dear @support.bsky.team Why are so many accounts following me bots featuring "women" who are dying to meet me? So many that I don't have the energy to go through my followers list and block them all. I don't have time for that.

Trump is ill and likely terminally so.

Great game by the New York Mets. They McLeaned house with the Phillies.

I'm convinced that Donald Trump is extremely sick and quite possibly terminally so. This explains his ramped up anger and drive to put every ugly authoritarian thought into practice. Legacy and a denial of the inevitable. If he's doing things he thinks that'll keep him alive if not just occupied.

My work coffee mug makes a statement.

Hey, @washingtonpost.com, what's up with this photo choice? You found the two Mets fans who voted for Trump?

Other than someone who is utterly repugnant as a human, I will also not be voting for some 3rd,4th or 8th party NPC.

Today is going to be a screaming into the void day. I'm the influencer of myself.

The money Trump is wasting on National Guard deployments and White House additions comes right from the amount he's cutting for starving people in this country. The guy is a POS and every person supporting him is equally a POS.

People who sit in the aisle seat of a bus because they think they're owed two seats for themselves are garbage people who should immediately have seizures and expire.

What's going on in this country between Democrats and Republicans is war. Plain and simple. I don't have time to worry about whether someone on my side is pure enough. F*ck pure. We're trying to win.

As they're building the hideous addition to the White House, people should simply stand outside laughing at it. Anyone running for office should campaign on simply knocking it down when they're in the WH.

When all is said and done Rob Manfred is going to flush every baseball tradition down the toilet.

I've become a complete cat dad because I'm now ordering dry food from Italy because it's healthier and tastes like fish.

Carlito's Way is a great film. Very 80s but in the best sort of way. It's crisp and no extra BS. For me Sean Penn's greatest performance.

Learn from the past. Plan for tomorrow. Act now.

The only thing I liked about Twitter/X was that I had an anonymous account and could therefore be as rude as I wanted to be. Like egregiously rude. Like saying things that allies would tell me was too much.