Why does everyone have to be so nosey and judgMental?? Always up in My business!

You're just trying to do soMe weird reverse psychology on Me, unfortunately for you- I aM the best of the best when it coMes to such tactics!!! But I aM the best in general, like troll Captain Marvel. She is cool and awesoMe. You can be the wiMpy hero Hawkeye, he is very laMe with his stupid bow.

Geeez, you're quiet the yapper aren't you?? Don't you know what happens to yappers on Alternia? They get culled for being an annoying sMartass like yourself. Speaking of which... have you heard of "MENIUS THE AWFUL"?

> You're not even the MAIN GUY. > You are the designated ADDING SHIT guy, hiding in the SHADOWS. > And you like it that way.

// SHE IS HERE !!! 🥺🥺🥺

[ >Alkiza: Be relieved ] [ Phew- you're thankful the prankster had taken your word on the topic of relationships! In all honesty, your RED and ASH quadrants are currently VACANT. Your last Kismesissitude got rather.. complicated in nature. You do not wish to think about it, it only makes you sad. ]

// Zoro is making Alkizas Moirail an account 😋

!!! Hahah! Oh you!! That's because I rejected theM all...! No More line! They are siMply not on My level. Only two had Managed to Make it into My quadrants, and I'M currently still with My long tiMe Moirail. We are as pale as we can be! <> She will always have MY back and I will always have hers.

Arhhh!!! I did not ask that! This is all a butch of bullshit you're Making up to try and trick Me. I will not be the fool, I aM the one who fools you!! If you are Kasparov's worst nightMare then I aM his sleep paralysis deMon!!! You Might be the black baabeast, but I was raised by a carnivore!

I'M definitely going to agree with you on this one. Here on Alternia, if you are called a Pentho- they're basically telling you to just kill yourself. I for one wouldn't have to worry because everyone wants to be in My quadrants!!! I will never be a Pentho! Never ever!!!

Ugh. Fine. Don't be My friend!!! I have SO Many friends I don't even know what to DO with them. Though, I know you'll eventually regret it and feel guilty later on anyway. I will be sMirking and say "I told you so!" as you plead on the ground for forgiveness!!!! Will I forgive? I don't know yet!!!

// doodle

I didn't Make you do no such thing, that was all your idea. Way to go for blaMing it all on Me! I bet you don't even have any proof, you're just trying to Make Me look bad. So mean by the way, and here I thought we could've been friends!

Ew. Stop saying such gross things!! It's gross!!! Maybe if you were an AI this conversation would be More tolerable and less awful to read as a whole. I've seen literal oinkbeasts with better Manners then you!

♇ᡣ𐭩 A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸 A minor and limitless lewd do not interact account. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain non-lewd themes; multi-ship.

Ugh! Maybe I was siMply entertaining hiM? Did you ever think about that??? Probably not, because you give me Major Pentho vibes. Anyway, you’re underestimating me and I can’t help but find that insulting. So rude! Didn’t you see what I did to the crabby troll? I literally Made a clown out of hiM!!

Too bad for you, because only I will be doing the fucking around here!! !!! [ You cover your mouth upon realizing what you had said… Oh Jegus. You giggle slightly before correcting yourself. ] Haha… not in that way of course!!!!

Hey! I aM not illiterate- I Must’ve struck a nerve for you to insult Me so boldly. Well, I will not be ragebaited!!

I aM not reading all of that. I’M happy for you though, or sorry that happened.

Geez Mr. “Go fuck yourself” you’re one cranky guy! I’M only saying one of your friends are going to eventually open their big Mouth and let your naMe slip!! It’s not nice to just assuMe the worst in people, I’M actually quite nice if you get to know Me. So SO nice!!!

// Heh. Thinking of making Alkiza on Roblox… I know eventually she’s getting a VR model made by my dear friend Roxy 🫶 ty Roxy u the goat fr

Wow, that was funnier than I thought it would be! You know, you Make great entertainMent stranger. What’s your naMe? And don’t lie, I’ll find out eventually. I ALWAYS find out!!!

// hehe, ordered a new Alkiza com 😋

Well, I suppose thats soMeway to read it. Though its Much More then that!!! The Moral of the story is to not be a sad lonely pathetic loser who doesn’t get their quadrant filled!! Don’t be like Pentho. No one wants to be like hiM.

Ohh, well that Makes a LOT More sense! If the blue one tell you huMans can read Minds don’t believe hiM!! He’s a real prankster. Though apparently huMans can regrow arMs…??

Hey! I’M no ookbeast!!! Plus your boots are laMe and stupid. I hate theM.

What is that thing. It’s hideous!!!

// have fun with THAT DZ.

I’M starting to think the urge to juggle is VERY real. You know you wanna!!! They are very colorful and round, like the loud one Mentioned!! Maybe honking a horn or two? Oh!! Do you know what I’M thinking?? [ Alkiza uses her ability once more, you get the idea to put your face in a pie. ]

[ You begin to chuckle as you watch the candy red blooded troll began to absolutely flip his shit. Finally, you’re getting the entertainment you so desperately desired. ] Why fight the urge? You obviously wanted to do it. Do it, do it!!!

With a little bit of face paint you’ll fit right in! I’M sure your little friend will be delighted to share his with you!! [ > Alkiza: Give an idea to Karkat. ] [ Using your ability, you slide the idea of dressing like a clown into his thick head. You hope he’s easily impressionable… ]

Maybe that IS what I want! Maybe I think YOU should do this so called circus act! Can you juggle?

Geez, where’s everyone at! I’M bored!!! SoMeone entertain Me.

!!!! [ God damn it, you feel for his lies! How embarrassing, you’ll have to get pay back sometime… ] Whatever! How was I suppose to know? It’s fairly coMMon for trolls to have such things- so, I wouldn’t have doubted huMans being capable of it too!!!! Hmph. It’s ALKIZA PSEUDA by the way!! Use it!

Oh My god?? Is that guy wearing a wizard costuMe? What a loser!!!! Everyone, point and laugh!

No! I hate that naMe!! My naMe is SO Much cooler when whoever THAT is. I wasn’t even thinking about that naMe in the first place, I’M starting to think you’re playing a trick on Me.

[ WHAT. TRY AGAIN!!! ] Ugh!! What kinda naMe is that?!

[ You smirk upon noticing the nonsense had stoped. The creature on the other side must’ve been easily impressionable… That’s good to know in the future. You can’t exactly control others, rather you’re just giving them the idea to do it. This works in your favor. ]

Who the hell is that? Whatever, doesn’t Matter. If you want to know My naMe, just Maybe I’ll tell you!

[ You aren’t sure what this exactly means, but you are starting to not like it. ] [ > Alkiza: Make her stop. ] [ You start to focus on the one typing this string of nonsense, it’s time to give them a new idea. But what kind of idea? You think you got it. ] [ > ???: Climb the bookshelves. ]

What’s this? SoMe secret code or soMething??

Hey!! Get out of my head!

Oh yeah? What aM I thinking of right now? Tell Me!!!!

[ ? ? ? THEY CAN READ MINDS TOO? You’re unsure how to feel about this. Humans have abilities… This sudden news makes you a bit nervous. But you cannot- ] Hahaa.. [ Damn it ! ] Wow! I hope you’re not reading My Mind…!! Or do you not have that ability huMan? You should tell Me!

[ They can WHAT. Why didn’t anyone tell you this?! God, this is so unfair! ] Ha! Of course I knew that. EVERYONE knows that!!! Only fools wouldn’t know that. I’M no fool!!

Awe coMe on, I’M only joking! Having a little fun??

Geez, you know. I wasn’t actually expecting you to say that! You Must have a few screws loose in that fleshly brain of yours. Or… are you fucking with Me???

Maybe you should do it. Act on iMpulse!!!

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