Thinking about Josh Naylor, who is perfect

my tiny act of rebellion is sitting for the anthem but standing for take me out to the ball game

can’t decide what’s worse: wearing apple watch to the club, or showing off my apple watch tan line at the club

sometimes I like to tell the birds “oooh how pretty! Thank you!” After they sing their little song bc I know they practiced for a long time and want them to feel appreciated!!

did my civic duty for the day! (cropdusted a cop at the grocery store)

admin reveal

I can’t believe I’ve become a person who has strong feelings about the wave

The Mariners need to bring back their mustaches NOW

Dominic Canzone

as if losing the game wasn’t enough… Our uber driver is playing teddy swims and jelly roll 😩

sometimes when I have extra time in the day I’ll come hang out with the seagulls at a specific park and we have a really great time together

sitting in the backyard. doing bong rips. watching baseball. listening to birds. literally having the time of my life

maybe I’m ok with the ozempic era bc I’ve been finding more Torrid stuff, new with tags, at goodwill in the last year. thanks for the cute clothes!

looking at my hands makes me so acutely aware of my age

Cole Young

Oops! All home runs

Mariner :D

cursed to hear PHARAOH PHARAOH every time we sing LOUIE LOUIE at the ballpark

MLB should ban boring country walk up songs

baseball! (with @thekatelynd.bsky.social)

I love when the boys forget how to play baseball

GOMS

GOMS

I can’t believe Humpy was literally mauled by a bear on his evening of celebration

There are Astros fans here who got Humpy and I DIDNT 👹

mariner

going to baseball games two days in a row 🤪 which means booing the Astros two days in a row 😋

there is a big spider on the wall and I can’t reach it so naturally we just had a discussion about boundaries and I told him to please stay off my body or my bed (unless he buys me dinner first)

been a while since I’ve watched heated rivalry. Need to rectify soon

Mariner

I’m so glad the Mariners remembered that they know how to play baseball

I like this pitcher :)

basebol

I don’t think I can properly describe my love for birds

♡ Angie Mentink ♡

this game

ok cal now would be a great time to clock in

COLE YOUNG

My ability to befriend birds of all kinds will never cease to amaze me

The Seattle Mariners

Mike Trout sure is a name

literally left to and came back from the grocery store and still… no runs

ok boys let’s make something happen please

Cal PLEASE

need to see a california condor in the wild before i die

Need a Naylor jersey to wear until Cal earns the right again

new roommate knows nothing about baseball. i am giddy in excitement to indoctrinate him into the madness

just another day watching baseball

going to take a hint from baseball and build my very own 26-man roster