this is close enough 0 I am forever leaving this account. I will not login to it ever again from this point forward. I have a new account, and will start from scratch, clawing my way up the discover feed. We will all meet again. I think this is the most fun ive ever had on social media. kbye

unfollowing will not stop the inevitable

welp, almost time to go

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i can feel the fire fading

my hamborger taste funy

this train cannot be stopped, friends

aw man thats cheating

goodnight moon

weird game that i love: populous: the beginning

rogue, wizard, and beefcake classes

oh its gettin real now

11*

literally me as a kid with fireworks and an adult

abolish hamsters, not even made of ham, completely deceptive

today marks the day that i think ive been alcohol free for probably 2 years i think?

a number divided by zero is zero its zero parts zero = zero there lets talk about something else at the DMV for fucks sake

ive eaten pizza for every meal for 2 consecutive days

me, when brits start talkin shit about murka

omfg this is awesome i never noticed this

chiffon sur un bâton utilisé pour essuyer les fesses

just thinkin about a former friend who was like "yeah i guess id fuck a dude, no problem" like he was talkin about replacing a sink

nothing makes me feel more like a dad than constantly having to say "QUIT MESSING WITH THE SCREEN YOURE GONNA RIP IT" 14 times an hour

im gonna miss discovering how many of my moots do music stuff

my battlestation from 2003

meme template for electricians

the meat is gross but the internet slapfights do give me strength

not to sound gay or anything but the state of israel should be disbanded and all of its assets distributed to palestinians

20*

23*

this gonna be the switch 3

my urethra was carved by carpenter ants and they did a pretty good job

happy thursday! 26*

straight up

alright im all through with politics posting today good one homies, had a blast

i planted 3 bare root peach trees this year yall wanna see the one (1) peach i got

i could annihilate some powdered donuts rn

29*

darmok'd is a great verb

polishes this and puts it on my toilet tank

I have eaten pizza for the last 4 consecutive meals ask me anything

lmaoooo so again, you're gonna sit home and allow fascism because you cant actually vote blue "no matter who" liberal status: scratched