(Silently judging Phainon) Amateur. (Swishes his long tail.)

Maybe Aha has something to do with the emergence of these fantastical critters, and dear readers feel free to share pictures if you happen to spot any of these strange imaginae-like beings. Thank you for supporting Furbobo Weekly!

{Breaking news: Strange new species of Imaginae?} [Photo of a very confused and stressed oryxtaur!Phainon, and a dragontaur!Dan Heng who looks rather chilled out] Strange creatures have been sighted in Duomension city! Please approach carefully, we do not know if these critters are friendly!

Lays down as best he can so he's a little more at eye level. "I feel fine, actually. Just getting used to having more limbs on the lower half..."

I can barely fit on the Express now.

Stands up so the cables are out of the way now with his noodle form. "Be good, Sesame. Go play with Mochi."

No. No cable. Play with toy.

Rescues phone charger. Gives him a toy to play with.

Don't be mean, beast.

"Woah, I'm taller than you now..." He's moving very carefully. But look at his noodley self. So silly! "...It was blue and tasted like blue raspberry. I did it for science."

Trips over his own tail because he is not used to having so many limbs.

He is... moving very oddly because of his temporary form change. A lot of noodley, sinuous body, and a lot of scales. "How odd..."

{Temp Event: Dragon "Centaur"} He drank Aha's silly blue drink, but instead of horse like Aha had intended... his dragon blood has simply given him a new form. Basically he's like a centaur but instead of horse it's dragon, hell yeah. Everything else is the same he's just noodlier.

That was a weird taste. Like those blue raspberry candies that March eats. The change was very odd. He still retained his horns and scales, but his lower half was very long and noodly, just like his dragon form's. Dragon but centaur style? Weird.

Dan Heng chuckled, pressing as close as he can to the larger man. He was glad that Blade felt safe enough to express such things to him, after everything they have been through. "You will not~" He grinned at him, knowing that it was a bluff this time.

. . . In the interest of science, he will consume the blue drink.

Contemplates the drink. The blue is a pretty shade...

⠀ ♘ ⠀ ♘ * ❛ 𝑈𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘢𝘵𝘩 , ⠀ 𝐼'𝑙𝑙 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢. ♘ 𝐔𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐨 𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭. #girp #mvrp #ocrp #genshinoc

Casually finally sheds the old skin. His new scales are so shiny and healthy now. ✨

The Joyseeker claims mastery over sexual pleasure as well as other forms of Elation... (Jots that down) I see I see I see.

Falls from a tree. Lands on the reader. "Oh hey."

He's just letting the big fella consume the breakfast whilst feeding Mochi too.

Taking photos of the cats.

//Playing Tomodachi Life... Tell me WHY JINGLUO HAD BABIES BEFORE RENHENG ARE EVEN MARRIED WHY IS EVERYONE ON MY ISLAND GETTING MARRIED BEFORE RENHENG YOU FOOLS JING YUAN AND LUOCHA HAD A CHILD BEFORE YOU TEO TRIED TO WED YOURSELVES?!

Places down breakfast on schedule.

Throws a slice of cheese at the reader for a TinkTonk.

He has his clothes back. ... Adds a note to his Archives. [Aha is a big freaking simp?????]

Thank you.

It's better not to, for your own sanity. A pleasure to meet you too.

I go by Dan Heng in this life.

Of course. Always happy to try and help.

Trying to cover himself up. "Aha when I catch you..."

"They are doing well enough, but I worry about the Express' reputation..." Blade is smart. He'll figure anything out 😔🙏 "Oh. It was for a TinkTonk."

Mochi it's not dinnertime yet, sweet baby.

Of course. I hope you feel better soon ,😔

Yes, like those. I've heard they work wonders for some people.

(Walks out looking very missed and dazed) 😳

If that doesn't work, warm compress usually works for warmer blooded beings...

Ah, that's a shame. Hmm... as cold as you can handle usually works for me...

(He'll at least drag the Hunter into a private space, don't look pervs!)

Fair enough. I usually find a cool bath helps me... or a massage...

(Damn they really are just making out. Sorry guys.)

The little dragon was too busy frothing at the mouth in lust to be mad about who saw the photos. "They are indeed... always looking for the next big scoop." Damn, he will not tell a soul! Except maybe Blade but that's fine Blade won't say anything.

Do you need help?

. . . Are... are you good, bro?

"I mean, one of them filmed my husband in the Inkford Hermitage springs one time..." He chuckled. "But if you say so. I bet it was interesting." Dan Heng is no stranger to dresses. And Dan Heng's secrets are all exposed at this point so he fears nothing.

(Kisses him back eagerly!)

"Oh, I see. Makes sense..." He nodded. "Uh... don't be mean to Mr N. I'm sure the Furbos would've outed you eventually."