Come to my Ice-cream Parlor: "It tastes like the spoon"!

why is this viral

bandcamp profile pictures are so much more meaningful than any other kind of profile picture

grain silos are so quiet. but man they are so loud when they're pouring... just so loud when they're pouring

Two invisible people wearing only yellow shirts come up to the door. The bouncer says: One of you has got to wear green. A third invisible person puts on a green shirt next to them. They were there the entire time and naked! What!!

try not to connect to wifi challenge

When you saw what it was we all laughed. Anyone can reply. Happy 4th Deceptive2 December everyone.

when someone asks what everything above my neck is about to be

Really a july kind of post

bro was sent to delegate his pingus to another world

1: are you thirsty? 2: yes 1: can i have some water

Just saw Toy Story 2 spoilers on my feed. fml

if chex-mix was a person...

what's wet and freezing in my room is scary

I am powder by grilt

spreading lies about my calculations. adding lies to my calculations

it was friday the 13th last thursday

should into would converter online free

Are like: "I'm not addicted to being" yet has to be just to feel

peanut butter with no honey mustard

I buy it huge so I can to get sucked into a lathe

The soak left don't want you to know. But they are really wet and drenched.

peanut hundred jelly and a base ball bat

When you have ADHD and die you are visited by the stim reaper

Went to dollar general. I owe a fake dollar and 50 cents. The 50 cents was real? Happy 3rd Deceptive2 December everyone.

I have two phones. One is named Paul and the other is named Press Twice.

infinite number theorem: you can count as high as you'd like

Candy dollar: We can't stop chanting these words #experiments

Moving micture

I'm big on pictures.

washed my hands with laundry detergent, now the guy who breaks into my house won't be able to tell where my skin stops and my clothes begin

Here we have the hidden cove! Truthfully, it's not hidden very well. Wait.. where is it? I swear it was just here!

Another wind brought the day, what a love...