I forgot that this site existed cause I was too busy BANGIN YOUR DAD

maybe I should make this a real

I am actually Skynal trapped within Skynal.

Bend over and look like an idiot

Ever done a backflip and then you land 1cm from a fence and it gives you and ultra-wicked-rainbow-death-megacrazy wedgie?

I'm going to put a bear curse on you call it Bubba Bear

Helloooo little morsel. I am starved. Be a good little egg and get on my plate! 🍳

Hey girl, wanna come into the bathroom with me and shave my head? You can keep whatever you shave, my treat ;)

EGG

Friend said this was a gang sign

I LAUGHED FROM IT BUT FARTED AGAIN WAT

I had the wettest fart just now