Theo
@theoshmeo.bsky.social
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My name is Theodora, Theo for short. She/her. I’m a cat from Vermont. My human is a LOT of work.
Human says I am her baby and she is going to eat me.
5 days ago
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Hey guess what I discovered the kitchen table and it’s fun to walk and sit on! Who wants to join me?
7 days ago
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Human is teaching me to take selfies. How did I’m do?
8 days ago
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I’m have 700 followers hooray!!!
#catsofbluesky
9 days ago
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Human says BlueSky is the only social mediuh that isn’t aggravating her today. So, hi friends.
10 days ago
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@billsradvermont.bsky.social
hi new friend. I’m from Vermont too, but I’m a cat.
10 days ago
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I see something interesting out there. I’m not telling you what it is.
13 days ago
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I found this chair. Human said it came from a place called “Ames” which existed before I was born.
15 days ago
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Human says the remote control doesn’t need to be on the floor, and it can actually just stay on the table. Not sure she’s right about that.
about 1 month ago
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Happy Catsgiving! Human says I’m “oven-ready.”
about 2 months ago
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I’m am wise and knowing.
about 2 months ago
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I’m watch the outside. Grandhuman used to tell Human not to bother me when I’m on watch. The white pawprint on the dresser is from when the windowsill got painted and I walked on it. Anyway, I’m great.
about 2 months ago
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I’m ignoring you. See? I’m ignoring you.
about 2 months ago
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Am Human’s grief counselor. Grandhuman would thank me and tell me how perfect I am.
about 2 months ago
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I’m slid this blanket across the floor all by mine self overnight. Grandhuman would be so proud.
2 months ago
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My Grandhuman, Human’s Human, passed away last night after something called “cancer.” I will miss her Chewy gift cards and always defending me from Human’s nonsense.
2 months ago
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Am not afraid.
2 months ago
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Place yourm bets now for Theo vs. Carrot. Who do youm think will win?
3 months ago
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@ridge8649.bsky.social
hi friend.
3 months ago
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I’m should get Nobel Peace Prize for tolerating Human.
3 months ago
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Human is feededing herself before feededing me. Do I’m have grounds for a lawsuit?
3 months ago
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Grandhuman gave me a Chewy gift card in honor of what would have been Great-Grandhuman’s 113th birthday. So that means I am great.
3 months ago
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@mountaineagle.bsky.social
hi friend
4 months ago
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I cannot believe THAT is the dominant species …
4 months ago
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Human is a C U Next Tuesday.
4 months ago
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Sharky does what I tell them to do. (That skunk is a little bitch.)
4 months ago
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I’m effing love pumpkin. I’m just had pumpkin and sardines. YUM. Am great.
4 months ago
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I’m love the tumbly rubs
4 months ago
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I’m got this new toy from the grandhumans
4 months ago
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Human says I “take up like the whole bed.” 1. Rude. 2. Isn’t that what it’s there for?
5 months ago
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I am taking absolutely no questions at this time.
5 months ago
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Am blinking twice. I’m need help.
5 months ago
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Human was going to be on time for “work,” whatever that is, for once, so I pooped on the rug.
6 months ago
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Apparently I am toys.
6 months ago
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Sometimes the sky falls wet. Weird.
6 months ago
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OUTTA MY WAY I HEARD BIRBS
6 months ago
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I’m love putting my bôrthöle against human when it’s 90 degrees out
6 months ago
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And I am freaking out in the middle of the kitchen With the complete conviction of a cat who’s never had anything actually really bad happen to them 💃🎵
#florenceandthemachine
#florenceandthecat
#catsofbluesky
6 months ago
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I keep telling human to make it less hot and she says she “doesn’t control the sun.”
6 months ago
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Hilarious, human. Soooo clever.
6 months ago
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I hear today is Shirley Jackson Day. I was named after a character in a Shirley Jackson book. So basically it’s Theo Day.
#shirleyjacksonday
#theoday
#hauntingofhillhouse
#vermont
7 months ago
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You don’t need both hands for whatever you’re doing right? Right.
7 months ago
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How’s this for a spot?
7 months ago
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Rug: 0 My vomit: 1
7 months ago
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Hello my name is Theodora and I’m looking for an application for sainthood
7 months ago
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Human just asked me if I’m about to spew partially digested seafood on her.
7 months ago
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FEED ME YOU STUPID BITCH
8 months ago
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I’m great.
8 months ago
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What are the “‘90s”? I was born in 2019 or 2020.
8 months ago
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Thank you for taking my side as always, Grandhuman
#catsofbluesky
8 months ago
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