Human says I am her baby and she is going to eat me.

Hey guess what I discovered the kitchen table and it’s fun to walk and sit on! Who wants to join me?

Human is teaching me to take selfies. How did I’m do?

I’m have 700 followers hooray!!! #catsofbluesky

Human says BlueSky is the only social mediuh that isn’t aggravating her today. So, hi friends.

@billsradvermont.bsky.social hi new friend. I’m from Vermont too, but I’m a cat.

I see something interesting out there. I’m not telling you what it is.

I found this chair. Human said it came from a place called “Ames” which existed before I was born.

Human says the remote control doesn’t need to be on the floor, and it can actually just stay on the table. Not sure she’s right about that.

Happy Catsgiving! Human says I’m “oven-ready.”

I’m am wise and knowing.

I’m watch the outside. Grandhuman used to tell Human not to bother me when I’m on watch. The white pawprint on the dresser is from when the windowsill got painted and I walked on it. Anyway, I’m great.

I’m ignoring you. See? I’m ignoring you.

Am Human’s grief counselor. Grandhuman would thank me and tell me how perfect I am.

I’m slid this blanket across the floor all by mine self overnight. Grandhuman would be so proud.

My Grandhuman, Human’s Human, passed away last night after something called “cancer.” I will miss her Chewy gift cards and always defending me from Human’s nonsense.

Am not afraid.

Place yourm bets now for Theo vs. Carrot. Who do youm think will win?

@ridge8649.bsky.social hi friend.

I’m should get Nobel Peace Prize for tolerating Human.

Human is feededing herself before feededing me. Do I’m have grounds for a lawsuit?

Grandhuman gave me a Chewy gift card in honor of what would have been Great-Grandhuman’s 113th birthday. So that means I am great.

@mountaineagle.bsky.social hi friend

I cannot believe THAT is the dominant species …

Human is a C U Next Tuesday.

Sharky does what I tell them to do. (That skunk is a little bitch.)

I’m effing love pumpkin. I’m just had pumpkin and sardines. YUM. Am great.

I’m love the tumbly rubs

I’m got this new toy from the grandhumans

Human says I “take up like the whole bed.” 1. Rude. 2. Isn’t that what it’s there for?

I am taking absolutely no questions at this time.

Am blinking twice. I’m need help.

Human was going to be on time for “work,” whatever that is, for once, so I pooped on the rug.

Apparently I am toys.

Sometimes the sky falls wet. Weird.

OUTTA MY WAY I HEARD BIRBS

I’m love putting my bôrthöle against human when it’s 90 degrees out

And I am freaking out in the middle of the kitchen With the complete conviction of a cat who’s never had anything actually really bad happen to them 💃🎵 #florenceandthemachine #florenceandthecat #catsofbluesky

I keep telling human to make it less hot and she says she “doesn’t control the sun.”

Hilarious, human. Soooo clever.

I hear today is Shirley Jackson Day. I was named after a character in a Shirley Jackson book. So basically it’s Theo Day. #shirleyjacksonday #theoday #hauntingofhillhouse #vermont

You don’t need both hands for whatever you’re doing right? Right.

How’s this for a spot?

Rug: 0 My vomit: 1

Hello my name is Theodora and I’m looking for an application for sainthood

Human just asked me if I’m about to spew partially digested seafood on her.

FEED ME YOU STUPID BITCH

I’m great.

What are the “‘90s”? I was born in 2019 or 2020.

Thank you for taking my side as always, Grandhuman #catsofbluesky